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From American Warmonger comes this order:

I want you to write a poem. Free form doesn't count. I want you to be able to define your poem. Put verse to rhyme or other recognized structure. I'd like to see a freedom from free-form. We're all great writers here. This is a chance to showcase your talents. If you stick with the most simple (yet most difficult to do right) forms, the haiku, I want to see two and they better be done right...or I'll make you redo them. Yeah, I'm gonna be a pain that way.

Seems he was hit with three meme's at the same time, each wanting to be passed to three links, so he chose nine links to toss it at.

You may note the bold text above regarding haikus. I like haikus. In case you have forgotten a haiku is a three line poem consisting of five, seven and five syllables. They come from Japan originally. Gotta love those Japanese.

Oh yeah....according to the rules laid down by American Warmonger, I get to pass along this meme of death to one person for each haiku.

AW hit Raven, Cao and myself from The Wide Awakes. So with the exception of Cao, Raven, myself of course, the rest of TWA can fight it out amongst yourselves about wich 24 of you are tagged with this meme.

Haikus For The Meme Of Death

Elmo screams aloud
But his pleas fall on deaf ears
Bert and Ernie laugh


Floor creaks in the night
Big Bird heaves a lustful sigh
Elmo screams again


Big Bird loads his gun
Dropping ratings threaten job
Teletubbies die



Teletubbies drop
Like flies in a mist of Raid
Big Bird must reload


Soft moans in the night
Signal muppets on the prowl
Oscar looks for love


Big Birds young groupies
Defile the letter A
When the tapings done


Barney runs like hell
Big Birds on the prowl again
Looking for fresh meat


Kermit makes breakfast
Bacon and ham and sausage
Miss Piggy tastes good


Mickey and Minnie
Dance and trip the night away
XTC is king


Territory marked
He's just doing his duty
Pluto wanders on


Jiminy Cricket
Sat upon the bank singing
Until the frog ate


Mickey and Goofy
In a compromising way
The tabloids say


Buzz and Woody sit
At the gate of The Kingdom
Checking out the girls


There is nothing like
A six dollar hamburger
To piss you off good


Popcorn on Main Street
Sticks between my teeth and now
I'm thirsty for Coke


Three dollar sodas
Are made with too much syrup
Now I need water


I have been in line
Waiting for this goddamned ride
Forever it seems


The Tiki Room song
Plays in my head forever
I will go insane


Its a small small world
Instead of tiki room song
I must kill myself


Mowgli and Snow White
Well you know how nature is
She's not so white now


The dwarves are angry
Mowgli is trying to hide
In the pirates ride


I so enjoy
The chocolate covered ants
Oops I just ate Flick


The Toon Town Trolley
The late night debauchery
You get the picture