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kender
Mixed up communications have caused the show to be put off untill tomorrow night. But it look like I have five nights a week now.
What sound does one make to attract moonbats anyway?
Anyone that knows please tell me. I need some bait when I go huntin'.
What sound does one make to attract moonbats anyway?
Anyone that knows please tell me. I need some bait when I go huntin'.
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The mating call of a moonbat sounds like a child whining about the rules. I've heard they really enjoy being called names. And the same thing that annoys us seems to annoy them. Just call them names and give no other argument about the subject. They really enjoy this, and can relate to it much better than actual argument.
I would suggest simply using a fairly shrill voice to cry out "I'm a victim! I want my rights!". At the very least you'll get the attentions of our "beloved" ACLU.
I've been thinking about this question a little more and the thought occured to me that Bulldozer at my site always knows what to do to get the moonbats panties in a wad! So, in his honor I would suggest some of his tactics. Bible verses really seem to be burn them. Kinda like holy water on a vampire.
Distribute flyers that say "Every caller gets laid. Free beer."
Just say:
The UN sucks.
The French suck.
Global tests are stupid.
Everyone has a right to life.
Abortion is wrong
...these will bring the bats out of their caves.
I would think you would want moonbat repellant and yes Bible quotes are good for provoking them. I feel like I would rather talk to a liberal more like Joe Liberman who you could actually hold a decent conversation with. I even think guys like Zell Miller would be fun to talk to. Moonbats just whine themselves into foaming hysteria when confronted with truthful facts like what the Swiftboat Veterans had to say. Go for fair and balanced but unmedicated. Invite some people who you can actually make some progress with. Moonbats get boring after two minutes or less.
===evil grin===
Well, I was under the impression that you wanted this to be educational as well as entertaining i believe we all know exactly how many stupid people there are on the planet....I will be trying to call as long as my schedule permits though...
I would have to say Kender, that Raven's suggestions are good, except they happen to be true. So is Jays and m+, but have you tried claiming that you would advocated environment deprivation to POW's and enemy beligerant non-combatants? That would get their blood moving. Or how about laying a 50m wide mine field along the US/Mexican border, that would probably do it too.
LOL you're off to a great start. Very professionial -- a fuck-up from the get-go.
Anonymice have no balls, no spine, no guts, no heart, no courage and no right to privacy......I thought it may be a french mouse, but from these stats it may be a west coast mouse.
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I enjoyed the show. Don't listen to that coward. Any troll can leave a message under the name anonymous, it takes a man (or woman as it were) to put your name on your words. Kender, you have to tell me how to get the IP info, I love it. Good show man. It will only get better with time.
Wow I hope TMT captured it, I want to listen! I missed it, but am looking forward to when I can catch it live and call in! Troll droppings means they're up in arms about another conservative getting the message out, wooohooo!
Too bad about whynot.
So how did the show go?
LOL yeah that IP is real useful. Everytime I bring you down, you go off and post a useless dynamic IP address. What's wrong Kender, can't get any further than an anonymous address for an anonymous poster?
Tell you what...I'll post my own IP address everytime I shit on you LOL.
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69.231.152.165
Oh no, please Mr. Kender, please don't strip away my anonymity now that I've switched to one of the other thousands of dynamic IP addresses available to me. Please don't let anyone know who I am! LOL yo schmuck.
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