tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62451794504905809312024-03-04T22:12:31.386-08:00kenderstestDon't like what I have to say? GOOD...let me have it. Just don't whine if you need therapy after I ream you a new one. Note that I will not be held responsible for therapy bills.kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.comBlogger965125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-17895478029794011822009-09-25T16:46:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:49:29.648-07:00In My Dreams<div style="text-align: center;">In my dreams I hear<br />
The roar and screams of battle<br />
In my dreams I hear<br />
A brave soldiers lone death rattle<br />
In my dreams I hear<br />
The sound of scared men praying<br />
In my dreams I hear<br />
Taps a-sadly playing<br />
In my dreams I hear<br />
The Minute Men a-callin'<br />
In my dreams I hear<br />
The millions who have fallen<br />
In my dreams I hear<br />
The whispers in the night<br />
Your freedom is a precious thing<br />
So don't give up the fight<br />
In my dreams the soldiers speak<br />
Of lives they gave for me<br />
In my dreams I thank them for<br />
The gift of being free<br />
In my dreams I hear the words<br />
A lonely plaintive sound<br />
In my dreams I whisper back<br />
I will not let you down<br />
</div>kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-75858678597690699962009-05-21T23:22:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.868-07:00just testing something<a href="http://ea3c2hldq5xy5u83f7mnm2pb-7.hop.clickbank.net/" target="_top">Click Here!</a>kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-55648579497680752592009-05-13T18:58:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:39:52.023-07:00Making Money<div style="text-align: center;"><a target="_blank" href="http://metaboompro.com/go.php?a=3&p=5"><img alt="" src="http://metaboompro.com/twittereffect/images/2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />I am actually making money using this to use twitter to sell things online....who knew it could work.kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-42170346879142358582009-05-05T20:33:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.884-07:00A Request For Those Who Support ObamaDear Obama Supporter,<br /><br />Now that your President is in office and you have gotten to see exactly what he stands for and what he is about I have a small request. You see, Obama's Spread the Wealth policies are, due to the size of government, a bit slow and I am not going to get anything from Obama spread my way for awhile. That's where you come in.<br /><br />Flatly put I want you to prove your dedication to Obama's spread the wealth policy and give me money. Sure, I didn't and will do nothing to earn your money, but that is not the point is it? The point is to spread the wealth around. It doesn't matter how much you spread either, although 10% would be a good start but I would feel like a church if you did that so let's say 40% of what you make. Too much? How about 50%?<br /><br />Seriously...if you believe in these policies put your money where your mouth is and use the donate button in the left hand column and show me the money. I promise all funds will be used to prop up the economy at the local bar and gun store and my brother has even pledged to use some of these funds to help support several single mothers.<br /><br />Balls in your court. Thanks for your supportkenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-54996410028566998752009-04-16T00:42:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:39:35.732-07:00Musings on an Angels Love<div style="text-align: center;">We met in the ether of cyberspace,<br />sarcastic flirts on a facebook page<br />Sadness profound tinged your words tart<br />In them I heard the death of a heart<br />My heart laid on a soul shattered badly<br />Which caused my words to be spoken sadly<br />Within those curt words of loss and betrayal<br />You sensed a heart striving, refusing to fail<br />You lifted my up with love sweetly kind<br />Causing my heart to emit a faint shine<br />Here, you whispered, it's not truly broke<br />AS it shone in the past should give us some hope<br />Hearts such as these never really die<br />The soul deep within them will always try<br />So you raised me up as I did for you<br />Our love like sunflowers quickly grew<br /><br />Always searching for the brightside<br />Our love it pounds as storm tossed sea tide<br />Strong and steady eternal grace<br />As form one life to next we race<br /><br />Eternal love my soul to yours<br />From mountaintops to scottish moors<br />From era to era year to year<br />Losing us our only fear<br />Life to life we play this game<br />Sometimes obscure sometimes in fame<br />But when the game is done at last<br />And before heavens host we stand<br />The angels chorus will raise on high<br />A song of envy and lost pride<br />For surely no heavenly host exists<br />Who owns a love as deep as this<br />and history will sing of Kenders heart<br />How he and his angel could not be apart<br />And the legends of love will bow before<br />The Queen of the Heart and Kender her Lord</div>kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-33518962111524991482009-04-13T01:29:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.917-07:00random musings late at nightif you have 6 teeth, a googly eye and a 4th grade education you probably aren't gonna get far in life...and I always wondered how someone with 6 teeth didn't drool all the time...<br /><br />I am looking forward to long island...<br /><br />I cant believe how much I am on stage this year...<br /><br />I also cant believe I get to perform at the laugh factory in hollywood...<br /><br />Florida was a great time and I am looking forward to the next trip there...<br /><br />I think I have finally decided on what bike I am getting next week...<br /><br />They made the L.A. County fair longer this year which means more money for me...<br /><br />I am also looking forward to the run of faire coming up...I think I have 3 shows a day...<br /><br />The Dallas show may be postponed...<br /><br />The Chicago one wont be...<br /><br />Nor will Ohio or San Francisco...<br /><br />My Riverside fans are now sending me their poetry...<br /><br />I want to go ice skating with Shel again...<br /><br />The latest article I sold is about facebook...<br /><br />Cowardice pisses me off...<br /><br />I think the state should go after deadbeat dads girlfriends too...<br /><br />The concept of a mental midget in a family of intelligentsia would make a good sitcom...is "intelligentsia" too big a word for someone with an IQ of 80?<br /><br />I think the part of the patriot act that connected states, so if you owe money to one state none of the states will issue you a license for anything is a good thing...<br /><br />I think they should lock deadbeat dads in jail...<br /><br />I know a dead beat dad...and aside from the state he owes many people mucho dinero...they'll never see it though because, well, he's a deadbeat...funny thing about that is, the ways the laws are set up he will never be able to get out from under it...and will die broke after ruining countless more lives...I think it will make a good movie....we could call it the good, the stupid and the broke-ass-deadbeat dad.<br /><br />We can get the kid that played Corky to play the dead beat dad...but he's gonna need to dumb it down a bit, because frankly a guy with downs syndrome is simply smarter than the deadbeat dad I know...<br /><br />Even if he doesn't drool...kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-36359675402378523952009-04-11T19:27:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.932-07:00From a Friend in emailEarly (way too early) this morning, my dog decided to kill a skunk. Oh, the humanity! My first instinct was to just throw it in the trash. It really, really, really stunk. So, I thought about it, and horribly thought, "Gee, I should call animal control to get rid of this thing."<br /><br />I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry. I have learned, and I promise I will never, ever do so again.<br /><br />So, I called animal control, and the moron who answered the phone blathered on until he talked to "an officer." Then he said that the officer would be out "to investigate." She came out (about 8 hours later) and took a report. Yes, the dog had a current rabies shot. No, I don't know anything about the skunk. Sure, go ahead and send the head off for rabies check. Everything was fine.<br /><br />Three hours later, the phone rang.<br /><br />The "investigator" was calling. She suddenly explained that they were not going to send the head off to determine if it had rabies (I didn't care, because the dog had his shots). But, oh, by the way -- I had three days to get a booster shot for the dog. And by the way, on Monday (this all happened on Saturday), the department would be following up to check on the rabies information I had provided them.<br /><br />In other words, the call, as I interpreted it:<br /><br />"You have three days to pay money to get another state-mandated shot, despite already having the state-mandated shot. If you do not, you will be jailed. And we are going to investigate you on Monday to determine if you already have the state-mandated shot. If the number you provided us does not match our records, we will also jail you."<br /><br />Holy friggin crap.<br /><br />I plan on doing not a damn thing on Monday. I already vaccinated my damn dog. If the damn vaccination isn't any good, why the hell did I vaccinate the dog? If the damn state wants to come take my dog, I will resist them. If they want to friggin arrest and jail me for not paying for a "booster" shot for the damn vaccination I already paid a state-mandated fee for, they can damn well arrest me. If the sorry-ass "animal investigator" calls me, I'm not answering the damn phone. If the sheriff shows up, he can stand outside and suck eggs until he breaks down my damn door over a damn "booster" shot.<br /><br />Government really, really sucks. I've always known it, but this is more than enough for me. I've known government sucks, but this is I guess what it takes to make it personal.<br /><br />I have to classify myself as an anarchist, if this is what government looks like.kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-20831299794338150532009-04-04T00:44:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.938-07:00for my renegade friends<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1441455035/sr=1-1/qid=1238830624/ref=olp_product_details?ie=UTF8&me=&qid=1238830624&sr=1-1&seller=">the imaginary book</a>kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-4555965717416701462009-03-29T14:48:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.945-07:00Renegade DoggerelSeems I have a couple of new british fans from a board that is not taking new members. This means of course I cannot chat with them. I was going to toss up a short bit of verse for them, but really dont feel like putting the energy into clever word play about cigarettes and homosexuals....at the end of the day they happen to be wankers of the sort who live in grimy flats and probably smoke like a frenchmen (holding their smoke in a most "faggy" manner) and smell like an italian whore...or their mothers...but I repeat myself.<br /><br />So chris and ashles, thank you for stopping by. If you make it to L.A. feel free to stop by the laugh factory in hollywood when I am on stage and dont forget to pick up a copy of my book on your way out....I might even be nice enough to sign it for you.kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-22352290074525685422009-03-21T01:55:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.956-07:00Soaring HeartSoaring Heart<br /><br />Like a hawk<br />On an updraft<br />Swift, rising<br />World opening<br />As a flower <br />On a summers morn<br />Does<br />My heart soar..<br />As cool water<br />Cascading<br />Riotous in the tumult<br />Of your absence<br />Serene in the gentleness<br />As you lay beside me<br />Does your love carve<br />Your name upon my heart<br />Deeper as it runs<br />Swift and true<br />Marking forever<br />The landscape of my soul<br />With you<br />And your lovekenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-83480253148205685782009-03-20T22:59:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.900-07:00For Freedoms SakeWe listen to folks<br />Say everyday<br />Don't worry about it<br />It'll be ok<br />As the bailouts fly<br />More money is spent<br />While regular folks<br />Barely make the rent<br />Fifty two million<br />Cast a vote<br />For a jug eared fool<br />Who's a shady joke<br />Now many of you<br />Have rightly concluded<br />The democrats<br />Are just deluded<br />You cannot fix<br />This mess of ours<br />Nationalizing banks<br />And makers of cars<br />We need some fiscal<br />Common sense<br />No more sitting<br />On the fence<br />It's time to tell<br />Those lazy jerks<br />Get off your ass<br />Get back to work<br />No one owes you<br />Nothing bub<br />But liberty<br />And here's the rub<br />The things you need<br />To live your life<br />A house, a car<br />A lovely wife<br />A job, some food<br />Healthcare too<br />To get these things<br />It's up to you<br />When these you get<br />From Uncle Sam<br />You steal our freedom<br />It's just a sham<br />The money I make<br />Should belong to me<br />To save or spend<br />It's mine you see<br />So take this warning<br />Heed it well<br />Your bailout plan<br />Was made in hell<br />Those who voted<br />For this thief<br />Will soon wake up<br />And learn of grief<br />When liberty's gone<br />And we're all slaves<br />We'll beg for death<br />And an early grave<br />So what will we give<br />For freedoms life<br />Are we willing<br />To sacrifice<br />Our fortunes, our honor<br />Even our lives<br />Knowing before<br />Great men did strive<br />And spill their blood<br />For liberty<br />How far will you go<br />I know for me<br />No cost too high<br />No price too steep<br />To live in freedom<br />And not as sheep<br />What price my friends<br />What will it be<br />To live as slaves<br />Not I says me<br />Rally up lads<br />The pipes are callin<br />And some of us<br />Will sure be fallin<br />But when we water<br />Libertys tree<br />With the blood of friend<br />And foe you see<br />She grows much larger<br />Her roots go deep<br />While 'neath her<br />Many brave men do sleep<br />We meet at dawn<br />The field to take<br />So find your heart<br />For Freedoms sakekenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-2607214151025717772009-03-18T18:04:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.979-07:00Keep Your Powder DryThe shot heard round the world<br />Led to freedom ringing clear<br />We've kept the fire burning bright<br />For two hundred plus years<br />Now the tide has turned agin us<br />Our freedom is being sold<br />Where is the courage we once had<br />The patriots so bold?<br />A once great country gasps her last<br />She withers in the field<br />While government as cancer grows<br />Lady Liberty does yield<br />So is this it? oh shall we quit?<br />Should freedom fade away?<br />Is this the final curtain call<br />Has freedom seen its day?<br />HELL NO I say as I rise up<br />My rifle in my hand<br />I'll not lose my liberty<br />I'll not lose my land<br />So stand with me brave patriots<br />Against the rushing tide<br />No longer shall we silent stand<br />No longer will we hide<br />No longer will their words hold sway<br />No longer will they steal<br />The freedom God has given us<br />No longer will we yield<br />We stand atop the parapets<br />Our trumpets blowing loud<br />To spread the truth of Freedoms Call<br />Throughout the gathering crowd<br />Grab your coat, pick up your gun<br />Take up the battle cry<br />Be ready for the coming war<br />And keep your powder dry<br /><br />Kender MacGowan<br />3-18-2009kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-34071232785512996952009-03-17T00:06:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.998-07:00Happy St. Pats DayIt's St. Pats day so have an ale<br />Or some Irish whiskey straight<br />And before the devil knows you're dead<br />May ye be at heavens gate<br />Drink up and sing of Danny Boy<br />And curse the English way<br />You'll never get no better folks<br />You're all Irish todaykenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-8662643409765603112009-03-15T00:11:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:06:42.989-07:00Tis a long wayTis a long way to tipperary<br />Or so the mintrel sings<br />Tis long way to ulster town<br />Lest you are blessed with wings<br />Tis a long way from birth to death<br />If a lucky clean life ya lead<br />Tis a long way from few to plenty<br />If ye dont plant the seed<br />Long travels I have roved thru lass<br />Long years upon the road<br />The longest trip a man can take<br />Is to a heart I'm told<br />But precious life has blessed to me<br />The knowledge of the heart<br />No matter the length of the road to your love<br />Its a short road to be apart<br />So tread softly and treat 'em right<br />Say nuthin to upset 'em<br />For if you anger a sweet colleen<br />You'll never get to wed 'emkenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-86300978767869829452009-02-07T15:48:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:42:13.432-07:00I am MovingI can now be found at the new dig for Kenders...click post title to be redirected<br /><br /><a href="http://kender.wordpress.com/">http://kender.wordpress.com/</a><br /><br />Please make a note of itkenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-60945804839046461512009-01-21T02:11:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:06:43.014-07:00I Pledge<a href="http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/breitbart/2009/01/19/where-were-you-celebrities-after-911/">Breitbarts article on Big Hollywood</a> ridiculing celebrities for making a pledge to better the world and work with our new messi-I mean president after spending 8 long years denigrating the former President and making anyone who supported him want to strangle them for their arrogant stupidity is a work of genius, of course, because well, it's Breitbart. But he inspired me to put together my own pledge list, and the video version will hopefully be out soon.<br /><br /><blockquote>I pledge to give as much of a chance to Obama as his sycophantic cultic moonbat contingent gave Bush for eight years<br /><br />I pledge to contribute to global warming<br /><br />I pledge to increase foreclosures on the unwashed masses<br /><br />I pledge to exploit the poor and the weak<br /><br />I pledge to grind my heel into the working mans back<br /><br />I pledge to tell more racist jokes<br /><br />I pledge to hire more illegals, and screw American workers<br /><br />I pledge to pay my illegal workers lower wages<br /><br />I pledge to destroy the environment<br /><br />I pledge to club more baby seals<br /><br />I pledge to wear more fur<br /><br />I pledge to eat more meat<br /><br />I pledge blindly hate people not like me<br /><br />I pledge to be greedier<br /><br />I pledge to be meaner<br /><br />I pledge preach at you more, and tolerate you less<br /><br />I pledge to work for war, because there is no money is peace<br /><br />I pledge to laugh at stupid celebrities who think pledges will change the world<br /><br />I pledge to be more close minded, spout more platitudes and believe in utterly empty kumbuy-friggin-yah measures while the wolves howl at the door.<br /><br />What’s your pledge?<br /><br />I pledge to treat their president as they treated mine, to treat them as they treated us, because together we can, together we are and together we will be following sheep.<br /></blockquote><br /><br />What's your pledge?kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-82785405626867010832009-01-11T14:00:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:06:43.021-07:00PETA, Sea Kittens and LunchPETA’s call to remake the image of fish by changing their name to “sea kitten” — a cuddly and adorable moniker to be sure — got me to thinking. Men have many euphemisms for female private parts. Renaming fish to sea kittens, while a warm and fuzzy thought, causes many problems and has the potential to sow massive confusion in the world.<br /><br />First off, I am wondering, if we change the name of fish to sea kittens will we have a nickname for fish as we do for land cats? Land cats (for those who may live under a rock or are completely obtuse) are also called pussycats. I am certain I don’t have to lay out the obvious thought following the preceding one other than to say a whole new world opened up before me with PETA’s latest campaign.<br /><br />The problems start with men and where our brains are located. Many women believe we tend to think with our stomachs. Other females believe our thought processes emanate from a little lower on the male anatomy. For us males, the prospect of confusing the pleasurable pastime of fishing and eating fish with the sometimes equally gratifying diversion of lovemaking will no doubt cause our brains to cramp up and our heads to explode, thus denuding planet Earth of males capable of reproducing.<br /><br />But simply calling fish something cutesy sounding won’t change the fact that they are still slimy, pointy-headed, bug-eyed but tasty creatures. It’s the confusion sown by this radical change that will no doubt make speaking about carnal delights and lunch even more interchangeable and take the connection between them to a rhetorical level never before imagined except in the minds of perhaps Larry Flynt or Camille Paglia.<br /><br />I am thinking a sea kitten sandwich sounds much more exotic than a “Filet-O-Fish,” but a seapussy sandwich is in the realm of the unknown. What about catfish? Would it now be catkitten? Or catpussy maybe? It’s probably a good thing former major league pitcher James “Catfish” Hunter has left this world otherwise he would have to be known as “Catkitten” Hunter — not the kind of nickname that would ordinarily land one in the Hall of Fame. And what about SpongeBob’s loyal sidekick Patrick the Starfish? Would he now be known as Patrick the Starkitten?<br /><br />New troubles also arise in the world of sport fishing. When a man tells his wife he is going trolling, she’ll look askance at him while making certain he takes the boat with him when he leaves the house. After all, if you say you are heading out to go “kittening” and tell the wife you will be bringing some seapussy home for dinner, well, I can see the trouble brewing now with PETA’s misguided attempt to save the animals, even the tasty ones. Try it on your wife tonight and see what happens.<br /><br />Other possible changes are whitefish being known as white kitten (whitepussy being trademarked by the aforementioned Mr. Flynt) and swordfish becoming sword kittens, which sounds a lot like some dagger-weilding, anime superhero. The problem of walking into a pet store and asking for kitten food is going to cause confusion not seen since Clinton muttered something about what the definition of “is” is.<br /><br />On the other hand, I envision a whole new industry of sea kitten recipe books. The Brits would also have a grand time with this change of nomenclature. A nation that eagerly scarfs down pussy and chips at lunch every day may actually help bring about world peace. Millions of kids eating pussy sticks for school lunch, however, are certain to get Dobson and his bunch in an uproar.<br /><br />Another great angle to this whole insane plan is the phrase “fishing expedition” to denote someone who is simply “casting about” in hopes of finding incriminating evidence. The phrase “sea kitten expedition” is simply too unwieldy, but the phrase “sea pussy expedition” makes it sound as it you are searching for lustful mermaids.<br /><br />By far the most egregious changes which will take place must be the ones to be foisted on us when churches everywhere start giving sermons about the loaves and the sea kittens. No matter how awkward the phrase, get used to it because no preacher in his right mind is going to do a sermon on the loaves and the seapussies. (If you hear of one, let me know. Now that’s a sermon I don’t want to miss.)<br /><br />This is obviously not a well thought out plan by the radical anti-people screwballs, and to tell you the truth, the concept of renaming fish as sea kittens has me laughing so hard I can barely type. It also makes me wonder if anyone at PETA gave an ounce of serious thought before saying, “Hey, yeah, let’s try to get people to associate fish with kittens.” However, that is not really the worst of it.<br /><br />The worst comes when we get stuck on stupid and let a bunch of misguided goofballs start making us feel guilty for eating ugly animals that taste good in some sad attempt to save the planet. God gave us ugly animals so we wouldn’t feel bad about eating them. That’s a fact. It’s in the Bible somewhere.<br /><br />At the end of the day I only have two questions running through my head. First, if sea kitten tastes so good might not land kitten be tasty also? And second, where can I go to get a tuna pussy taco?kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-91433801441060695422009-01-10T18:37:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:06:43.028-07:00Introducing Bobblehead Mohammed<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bRvrqGkNpyc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bRvrqGkNpyc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-64884809948287145742009-01-03T09:53:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:06:43.035-07:00Vengeance Inc.Romans 12:19 (King James Version) says;<br /><br />"Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord."<br /><br />In these troubled times, friend, the Lord, like most large corporations is outsourcing some of the more tedious work and we here at Holy Vengeance Inc are proud to be the exclusive contractor for the King of Kings when it comes to Vengeance.<br /><br />When it comes to smiting for vengeance only the Big Guy himself can do it better. 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So I am heading to hang out for a day or two with them, maybe try ice skating again and will be off line for a couple of days it looks like. Hope you guys have a great new years. See ya' next year. (unless I come up with something important to say)kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-54668288836737878932008-12-27T21:10:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:06:43.163-07:00BEST VERSION OF THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT EVER!!!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MA4xwXMpPgY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MA4xwXMpPgY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-30089170367373837802008-12-25T21:07:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:06:43.170-07:00Rising Gael- Farewell To Nova Scotia<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b7XbOCT-3oY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b7XbOCT-3oY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-47774578885999945052008-12-24T23:07:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:06:42.962-07:00Christmas Day in HeavenThe Christ was born this sacred day<br />Rejoice hallelujah<br />The bells ring out and angels wing<br />Rejoice hallelujah<br />The choirs voice of Seraphim <br />Rejoice hallelujah<br />Sing to His Glory the King of Kings<br />Rejoice hallelujah<br /><br />and this one:<br /><br />Untitled<br />Raise a glass my dear old friends<br />Raise a toast on high<br />For Our holy day is here at last<br />Christmas Day is nigh<br />The day of our own saviors birth<br />Redemptions promise born<br />Our lives are now made whole again<br />Our souls no longer torn<br />Everlasting life is ours<br />Birthed upon a cross<br />While in this life we may know death<br />It’s not the final loss<br />His life He gave so you may live<br />No greater love can be<br />Accept that love with open arms<br />And heaven you will seekenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-58136458628333262152008-12-23T14:42:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:06:43.183-07:00ok NOW it's CHRISTMAS<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iDZLI9qeYjU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iDZLI9qeYjU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6245179450490580931.post-24577749814002851782008-12-23T13:35:00.000-08:002009-09-25T16:06:43.193-07:00NOW it feels like Christmas<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qbiYFA0-8mU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qbiYFA0-8mU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>kenderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10865548899332888113noreply@blogger.com0