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The headline sez:
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) Al-Qaida's Ayman al-Zawahri says in a videotape that President Bush is a "butcher" because of a deadly U.S. airstrike in Pakistan that targeted the bin Laden deputy.

Kender translates:
People that saw the heads off of hostages are humanitarians, comparitively speaking, I suppose.

The headline sez:
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) Kidnapped U.S. journalist Jill Carroll has appeared in a new video on Al-Jazeera, weeping and appealing for the release of women Iraqi prisoners.

Kender translates:
CAIR sent a delegation to the Baghdad airport to ask for this woman’s release……and I am now wondering how effective they really wish to be….if CAIR shows they have influence with terrorists factions it will only “spread anti-muslim paranoia” when people wake up and realize that to have influence with these extremist groups one must BE allied with an extremist group, and that influence equals ally equals threat.

The headline sez:
CHICAGO (AP) Kraft Foods Inc. announces it will eliminate 8,000 jobs and close up to 20 production plants through 2008 as it broadens an ongoing restructuring plan.

Kender translates:
“Healthy lifestyle choices” (notice the entire “granola factions” on the left) are destroying American companies……go get some Cheez Whiz and Ritz crackers for the Super Bowl party, folks, and support America!!!!

The headline sez:
WASHINGTON (AP) The Alito filibuster has failed in the Senate with a vote to cut off debate, all but assuring his confirmation.

Kender translates:
HA HA