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10:45 AM | 
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The votes are in and our editorial board has spoken.
Here are the winners for the positions on the Board of The We Hate Kender Club
V.P.: Whynot
Director of Stupidity: Frenchie
Commissioner of Complaints: The Bastard
Prelate of Pissiness: Cranky Liberal
Major Cryer: Site Author
Whine Master: Pia
Kevin didn't stop in but the Cranky liberal did....twice...so that was one vote as each visit by a nominee equals one half of a vote for themsleves.
Site Author and Pia both stopped in, howeverm even after SA's willingness to step into the role of Whine Master the editorial board has decided that Pia whines much more, but then, it takes a mighty big wuss of a man to outwhine a woman like Pia.
SheaNC gets to hand out name tags at the Annual Convention, which will be held in a pay toilet in Berkeley CA....that is as close to france as the group can afford right now, but maybe next year.
I would like to thank all of our nominees for their continued stubborness in sticking to dead-end socialist policies and trying to deny our country the right to defense.
Here are the winners for the positions on the Board of The We Hate Kender Club
V.P.: Whynot
Director of Stupidity: Frenchie
Commissioner of Complaints: The Bastard
Prelate of Pissiness: Cranky Liberal
Major Cryer: Site Author
Whine Master: Pia
Kevin didn't stop in but the Cranky liberal did....twice...so that was one vote as each visit by a nominee equals one half of a vote for themsleves.
Site Author and Pia both stopped in, howeverm even after SA's willingness to step into the role of Whine Master the editorial board has decided that Pia whines much more, but then, it takes a mighty big wuss of a man to outwhine a woman like Pia.
SheaNC gets to hand out name tags at the Annual Convention, which will be held in a pay toilet in Berkeley CA....that is as close to france as the group can afford right now, but maybe next year.
I would like to thank all of our nominees for their continued stubborness in sticking to dead-end socialist policies and trying to deny our country the right to defense.
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8 comments:
OH, come on, this thing was rigged! I want a recount!
Take it to court or call the UN monitors....NO RECOUNT!!!!!
LOL! You are too much, Kender!
LOL! Where are the honorable mentions?
Honorable mentions????
In this group of reprobates???
Honorable???
Are you serious?
Too funny!!!
You'd better stop putting me down or I'LL KILL YOU !!!
See SA? Even your humor sucks.
Nice attempt at humor.....for a 5th grader.
Really, I expect better of you in the humor dept.
Man, I thought I was giving you what you wanted. I was an irrational liberal coming unglued while you derided me with your cool, cutting, right wing wit. I was trying to give you a sense of accomplishment after you spent the time making up all your creative titles.
And I get insulted for it. And not even an original insult: I said, re this subject, that it was junior high level stuff, and what do you come back with? My humor is 5TH GRADE. You deducted ONE SCHOOL YEAR. Fuck! Who saw that coming? So, in keeping with the pattern, I guess I should say that your criticism of my humor was good, for a 4th grader! Eventually we can work our way down to KENDERGARTEN HA HA HA.
Alright, That was admittedly shitty humor. Seriously though, I didn't know you were counting on me to be witty all the time. That's a lot of pressure. And it seems like it would be out of place here.
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