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**************UPDATE**************
less than six hours in and whynot jumps to a huge lead. I won't say who I am betting on but man did anyone NOT see this coming?
I forgot to mention that nominees can lobby their stances in the comments sections, as some have been doing.
*************END UPDATE************
The rarely discussed and very secret editorial board of Kenders' Musings (note the placement of the apostrophe) is now taking nominations for the rest of the board of the "We Hate Kender Club".
The President has been appointed already and it is "Kenders Truth Pill".
Since most of these people won't step up to the plate and just admit how they feel I have taken the same liberty that drill instructors take and volunteered them for the list.
Open offices; V.P., Director of Stupidity, Commissioner of Complaints, Prelate of Pissiness, Major Cryer and Whine Master.
Up for consideration are: (in random order)
Pia
Sally
Kevin
Cranky Liberal
The Bastard
Whynot
Frenchie
AyngelK
Site Author
SheaNC
Feel free to add to the list. Nominations close in three days. The top six in the polls will be appointed to the posts. Three will get seats on the board and the loser will be relegated to handing out nametags at the convention.
Don't forget to name the post you are nominating your choice for in your comment.
In the event of a tie we will use a secret system to decide the winner.
Vote Early, Vote often....just like an illegal alien.
less than six hours in and whynot jumps to a huge lead. I won't say who I am betting on but man did anyone NOT see this coming?
I forgot to mention that nominees can lobby their stances in the comments sections, as some have been doing.
*************END UPDATE************
The rarely discussed and very secret editorial board of Kenders' Musings (note the placement of the apostrophe) is now taking nominations for the rest of the board of the "We Hate Kender Club".
The President has been appointed already and it is "Kenders Truth Pill".
Since most of these people won't step up to the plate and just admit how they feel I have taken the same liberty that drill instructors take and volunteered them for the list.
Open offices; V.P., Director of Stupidity, Commissioner of Complaints, Prelate of Pissiness, Major Cryer and Whine Master.
Up for consideration are: (in random order)
Pia
Sally
Kevin
Cranky Liberal
The Bastard
Whynot
Frenchie
AyngelK
Site Author
SheaNC
Feel free to add to the list. Nominations close in three days. The top six in the polls will be appointed to the posts. Three will get seats on the board and the loser will be relegated to handing out nametags at the convention.
Don't forget to name the post you are nominating your choice for in your comment.
In the event of a tie we will use a secret system to decide the winner.
Vote Early, Vote often....just like an illegal alien.
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23 comments:
"Vote Early, Vote often....just like an illegal alien." - HA! Excellent!
... got nuthin!
/TJ
... NIF
... The Wide Awakes
New to the block and i like what i see....I will be back
I vote WhyNot as the lovey Frenchman...or a new category for you:
FreakinFrench
I would like to vote for WhySnot as Director of Stupidity. For what post? Pick one. Any one. Ok, how about his bio on the Frenchie site. I'll use that one.
WhySNot - MOTOR ON!
The Bastard - no question.
Frenchie - supremement eeeediot.
I would add the Disenfranchised Voter, Carla, Whoisjohngalt, Dr. For Bush as contestants. You may end up with a slightly longer list, lol...
Here are my votes:
V.P. Whynot
Director of Stupidity Frenchie
Commissioner of Complaints The Bastard
Prelate of Pissiness Kevin
Major Cryer Pia
Whine Master Site Author
The contestants you cite who are in the running aren't all from the frogblog, are they?
Hmmmm...lets throw in preemptive karma.
No, mine is the "we laugh at semi-literate jackasses" club. I don't hate anybody, I just enjoy mocking flagrant stupidity. In fact, from what I can gather, Kender's probably a cool guy; just an ass in some respects. But I will proudly serve as "whine master" or in whatever capacity is deemed appropriate. It sounds like fun. I like the whole junior high thing you guys have going here.
Aw Gee Kender, your such a big sweetie for the nomination. I'm actually pretty honored I'm in with that crowd. It does look like I'm going to lose the election, but that's OK, I won't lose sleep. Considering the nomination is based on the premise I hate you, I'm really the wrong guy for the job.
How can I hate someone I give absolutely no thought to unless you crash into my world. When you do I just swat you away, or laugh at you when your funny (and YES I admit that sometimes your funny. Wrong, but funny so hey, you've got that going for you). Other than that, I tend to spend my time going after big fish not bait.
Keep up the work though.
Gee, hate is kind of a strong word don't you think? I mean just the other day Cranky and I were talking about how it would probably be fun to go drinking with you. But then it turned sour because I realized I would probably end up going over the table at you by the end of the night.
Hey, maybe that's not a bad idea, first beer is on me!
Oh TB it's not the first beer I'm worried about, it's who the last beer ends up being ON.
Kender??? How can ANYONE hate ya dood? I think you're funny as hell. I bet we'd have a great time getting drunk together, arguing poly-ticks and making asses out of ourselves. About your blog - I laugh my ASS off, and like you said once at my own blog - I'm laughing WITH you and not AT you. Agree or disagree with ya, I "get it"...
Kender
When will you understand that I find you amusing? Simply amusing, as in "oh it's Kender. What cliched misconception will he have about me today?"
Can't hate somebody that I find to be so amusing
Sorry
Kender, you're still a whining little coward. The big bad liberals are still haunting your dreams?
Whoa this is such a great blog. I could tell as soon as I read this post that it isn't maintained by a mental midget.
. It sounds like fun. I like the whole junior high thing you guys have going here.
I believe that was Kender's intention, site author... keep it simple so ya'll could keep up and play along.
WhyNot says,
ROFLOL, this is excellent, and as good and even better than Shea promised me.
"Yep, Kender is something. Only Mad CAO beats him in the fascism department, plus she's as boring as hell, whereas Kender genetic stupidity is entertaining.
BTW, he's running a contest here:
http://kendersmusings.blogspot.com/2005/05/nominations-are-open.html
Seems I and Shea are in the running, but you're not. Dang, you should complain :-]"
I reply,
I can't qualify! I really don't hate kennie.
Maybe pity, regard with some measure of disgust, look upon in absolute wonder at the unbelievable spawn of a drunken farm hand and the succculent rear of a particularly winsome young sow...
But hate is such a strong word, and certainly an emotion that poor kennie is incapable of producing in a reasoning human. ;)
Hey kennie! Are ya gonna modify this comment like you did the last one I left?
Priceless. Fascism is the opposite of capitalism or individualism and holds hands with socialism and communism. After all, Hitler and Stalin made a pact to split up Europe, they were good buddies. Saddam and the Baathists were socialists, but at the same time, Islamofascists. How could I be one of those? It doesn't fit.
I don't support your being killed because you disagree with me, yet so many communists like whynot don't believe I deserve freedom to speak.
Well isn't that too bad. Dirty commie scumbags like whynot belong just where they are with their white slave trade, lol...tell Dianne I hope she works that debt off for that one-way plane ticket some day. Maybe she's getting some credit for the time she spends on her back.
hehehe. Not that I expect you retards to know that my name isn't pronounced that way...perhaps I should start calling Philippe Maire a horse. A female horse, a mare. Because he certainly doesn't wear that pants in that family. The Sagbag does.
Nope mikey, gonna leave it up as is......it is rare to get a comment that shows the ignorance of more than one person at a time....now THAT'S entertainment!!!
Mental Midget LOL more like Dancing Monkey.
Just so everyone knows I will be putting together and a "I Hate/Loath/am entertained by Kender" Group and blog for anyone that is interested in joining. LOL
KTP
Welcome back President Primate KTP....I was getting worried about you....thought perhaps you went walking in the woods up there in WA and were mistaken for bigfoot.
You know, now that we have all the people that claim intellectual superiority in one place we could actually have a formative debate about political stratigem and conceptual ideals relating to constitutionally historic alignments....or we can just bash the hell out of each other...
Your call guys!
KTP will be posting under different names all by herself on a blog dedicated to hating Kender. WOW, lady, what is your problem? Why someone would waste their time spreading hate like that is beyond me. But whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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