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Immigration Haikus
3:06 PM |
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kender |
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I stumbled upon this site today that featured a haiku called "The Gatekeeper Haiku." In honor of this haiku (and because I believe in countering the slanted BS from the left) I present you with;
Kender's Immigration Haiku's
Running through canyons
La Migra gringos close in
I must dump the drugs
Two dollars a day
I have too many kids to feed
I will go wash cars
Landscape America
Scrub the white man's bathroom down
Send my money home
No speeka eengleesh
Unless you need my labor
Ten bucks an hour
I am poor worker
My six kids need doctors care
Hospital is closed?
Enforcing your laws
Is hateful and mean to me
I just want to work
I ran down your kid
While drunk as Kennedy man
Home to Mexico
Gringos have no sense
Give me all I need to live
White guilt is the best
A walled up border
Is no match for mexicans
Who just want to work
You stole all our land
We will take it back from you
Guadalupe what?
No wetback am I
I crawled under chain link fence
I am a scratchback
Running through canyons
La Migra gringos close in
I must dump the drugs
Two dollars a day
I have too many kids to feed
I will go wash cars
Landscape America
Scrub the white man's bathroom down
Send my money home
No speeka eengleesh
Unless you need my labor
Ten bucks an hour
I am poor worker
My six kids need doctors care
Hospital is closed?
Enforcing your laws
Is hateful and mean to me
I just want to work
I ran down your kid
While drunk as Kennedy man
Home to Mexico
Gringos have no sense
Give me all I need to live
White guilt is the best
A walled up border
Is no match for mexicans
Who just want to work
You stole all our land
We will take it back from you
Guadalupe what?
No wetback am I
I crawled under chain link fence
I am a scratchback
Feel free to leave your own in the comments.
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