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5:55 PM | 
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kender
A parody song from Rusty Humphries to teh tune of "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" called "You're the french".
You're the weak ones
You're the french
You've made some shaaady deals
You're as cuddly as a Baathist
You're as charming as an eel
You're the free-eench
You're as yellow as a banana
Surrender and squeeeaaallll
You're a traitor
You're the french
We've saved you from
Two waaaars
You're brain is made of brie cheese
Jacque Chirac we like no more
You're the free-eench
I wouldn't trust you
You've done this befooooooree
You're the vile ones
You're the french
You have grape stains on your smiles
You have all the allied secrets
And you gave saddam the files
You're the freee-eench
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd have taken Jong Il
You're the weak ones
You're the french
You've made some shaaady deals
You're as cuddly as a Baathist
You're as charming as an eel
You're the free-eench
You're as yellow as a banana
Surrender and squeeeaaallll
You're a traitor
You're the french
We've saved you from
Two waaaars
You're brain is made of brie cheese
Jacque Chirac we like no more
You're the free-eench
I wouldn't trust you
You've done this befooooooree
You're the vile ones
You're the french
You have grape stains on your smiles
You have all the allied secrets
And you gave saddam the files
You're the freee-eench
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd have taken Jong Il
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5 comments:
How do you feel about the Statue of Liberty?
Wow. Kender.
I'm really disappointed in you.
That's retarded.
Kind regards,
Lillet
I like The Statue of Liberty. But if the french had kept it as a reminder of liberty instead of making it for us perhaps that song would have never been written.
I cracked up!
The statue of Liberty was a nice gesture from a country before its morph into the weaklings they are today.
Go get married, we don't hate you, we pity you.
I laughed too.
Did I get everyone?
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