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kender
By now you have all seen the story linked in the title about the italian red cross, (supposedly not affiliated with the ICRC) hiding terrorists that the U.S. military was hunting in exchange for releasing two italian aid workers that had been taken hostage. (and yes you leftist tards, I said HUNTING....you HUNT VERMIN.....get it right...jihadis are vermin, the american left is vermin, along with the DUmbass parallel universe, the aclu, the dnc, cindy "the mouth" sheehan, mikey the moron and the entire on air crew of err america)
We give a lot of aid to those damnable commie's, (italy), and they stab us in the back like the cowards they are. They are no better than the terrorists, only instead of guns and bombs they use deception and treachery.
Here is what we gave italy in aid for the last four years:
2001; 1.493 BILLION
2002; 2.313 BILLION
2003; 2.393 BILLION
2004; 2.484 BILLION
TOTAL?
EIGHT BILLION SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY THREE MILLION OF YOUR HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS WENT TO A COUNTRY THAT BETRAYED US!!!!!!
Add that in to the BILLIONS that ILLEGAL ALIENS cost us each year. I know how to fix all of our deficit problems.
STOP giving money to our enemies.
Fuck the italians.
They now rest with the french on the list of nations that have shown their true colors.
Cowards all.
We give a lot of aid to those damnable commie's, (italy), and they stab us in the back like the cowards they are. They are no better than the terrorists, only instead of guns and bombs they use deception and treachery.
Here is what we gave italy in aid for the last four years:
2001; 1.493 BILLION
2002; 2.313 BILLION
2003; 2.393 BILLION
2004; 2.484 BILLION
TOTAL?
EIGHT BILLION SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY THREE MILLION OF YOUR HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS WENT TO A COUNTRY THAT BETRAYED US!!!!!!
Add that in to the BILLIONS that ILLEGAL ALIENS cost us each year. I know how to fix all of our deficit problems.
STOP giving money to our enemies.
Fuck the italians.
They now rest with the french on the list of nations that have shown their true colors.
Cowards all.
...the Isrealis are making a mistake pulling out of the West Bank and Gaza.....the "palestinians" are simply going to see this as a sign of weakness and find another reason to attack Isreal when they can't make a good go of it getting a viable economy going.....after all....war is pretty much all they have known for many, MANY years, and none of them really have a good idea of what to do without fighting.....besides, I think that they may be really lazy at heart....at least the ones that are still living there....all of the "palestinians" I have met here work their tails off....mostly at liquor stores and gas stations....but they work their tails off......
Radical islamists must die.....no mercy, no quarter, no safe haven.....we should treat them the same way they treat us.....well, without all teh nasty head sawing....after all, if God wanted us to saw off heads to kill people he wouldn'thave given us the bullet right?...
the french still suck....I kinda hope they do get slowly taken over by muslims in the next two decades....it would give us a chance to sit back and tell 'em to make their own damned bed for once.....
Women are hard to deal with.....
Women you are interested in doubly so....
The public school system sucks so badly that my son, who is well advanced beyond his classmates doesn't have any advanced work available to him....so either I homeschool or let him languish a year until his classmates catch up to him....I think I will get him a tutor.....
I got unlinked by a blog written by a commie kid....I think I will leave his blog up anyway...he never has anything of sense to say but it is always good to go read someone that can't think correctly and realize how lucky you are to not need special ed.
Radical islamists must die.....no mercy, no quarter, no safe haven.....we should treat them the same way they treat us.....well, without all teh nasty head sawing....after all, if God wanted us to saw off heads to kill people he wouldn'thave given us the bullet right?...
the french still suck....I kinda hope they do get slowly taken over by muslims in the next two decades....it would give us a chance to sit back and tell 'em to make their own damned bed for once.....
Women are hard to deal with.....
Women you are interested in doubly so....
The public school system sucks so badly that my son, who is well advanced beyond his classmates doesn't have any advanced work available to him....so either I homeschool or let him languish a year until his classmates catch up to him....I think I will get him a tutor.....
I got unlinked by a blog written by a commie kid....I think I will leave his blog up anyway...he never has anything of sense to say but it is always good to go read someone that can't think correctly and realize how lucky you are to not need special ed.
Never mind the fact that they defend pedophiles.
And we will forget for the moment that they think child porn, once it is created, is protected free speech.
Let those facts leave this discussion.
NO!!
This discussion is the ACLU's utter disregard for an unborn child and their defense of a woman that used drugs while she was pregnant.
Personal responsibility is a phrase that the left in general, and the ACLU in particular simply do not understand. It is always somebody else's fault.
Sell drugs to kids?
No problem, you simply have no job opportunity, or the government failed to provide you what you needed.
Rape someone?
No biggie. You were sexually abused as a child and it was an uncaring government that failed to protect you.
Kill someone?
Hey, it aint your fault. After all, you were beaten as a child and the government didn't do anything to help you.
Now they are defending this ignorant bitch that gave birth to a premature baby that tested positive for COCAINE!!!!
I imagine that the ACLU will say it was her RIGHT to do as she wanted as the FETUS hadn't been born and as such had no legal standing. (I wonder if NOW is going to jump in on this one?)
(wow, OK, I just went and actually finished reading the story. I have a bad habit of skimming the first paragraph and then writing, luckily I also have a great habit of being right when I guess where the story will go. Anyway, look what it says in part of this tale of stupidity.)
Did I call that or what?
The ACLU is wrong headed so many times that they hit the news that I could probably make book in Vegas as to how many times a year they actually do something good.
Click on the title, read the story and see for yourself.
Stop The ACLU Blogburst. If you would like to participate please Register At Our Portal.
And we will forget for the moment that they think child porn, once it is created, is protected free speech.
Let those facts leave this discussion.
NO!!
This discussion is the ACLU's utter disregard for an unborn child and their defense of a woman that used drugs while she was pregnant.
Personal responsibility is a phrase that the left in general, and the ACLU in particular simply do not understand. It is always somebody else's fault.
Sell drugs to kids?
No problem, you simply have no job opportunity, or the government failed to provide you what you needed.
Rape someone?
No biggie. You were sexually abused as a child and it was an uncaring government that failed to protect you.
Kill someone?
Hey, it aint your fault. After all, you were beaten as a child and the government didn't do anything to help you.
Now they are defending this ignorant bitch that gave birth to a premature baby that tested positive for COCAINE!!!!
I imagine that the ACLU will say it was her RIGHT to do as she wanted as the FETUS hadn't been born and as such had no legal standing. (I wonder if NOW is going to jump in on this one?)
(wow, OK, I just went and actually finished reading the story. I have a bad habit of skimming the first paragraph and then writing, luckily I also have a great habit of being right when I guess where the story will go. Anyway, look what it says in part of this tale of stupidity.)
Defense attorneys had sought an acquittal, arguing there was never a risk of harm to another person -- because a fetus doesn't meet the definition of a person under state law.
Did I call that or what?
The ACLU is wrong headed so many times that they hit the news that I could probably make book in Vegas as to how many times a year they actually do something good.
Click on the title, read the story and see for yourself.
Stop The ACLU Blogburst. If you would like to participate please Register At Our Portal.
If you haven't read the tale of voter fraud that The Mad Tech put up over at The Wide Awakes then go read it now. (linked in title)
It is a bit of a long read but very much worth your time.
It is, literally, a scathing indictment of the DNC's commitment to voter fraud and shows in great deatail what depths they will sink to try to win an election.
The left is desperate.
They are desperate beyond the comprehension of even the most liberal thinking conservative, and this article shows not only that desperation but the utter contempt that the left has for the American people and their extreme disregard for the rule of law. Face it, the left thinks that you are a bunch of idiots, and if you are on their side then you pretty much are one.
I am very happy to say I am NOT in their camp, and any of you that still are in that camp after reading what a bunch of lying scum the left have become should be ashamed of yourselves.
I really want a two party system, but not if one of those parties is a pack of cowardly appeasing cheats.
You know, in the old west cheats were usually shot down in the streets.
Maybe you folks on the left should remember that fact.
After all, the President IS a cowboy, and us "redneck, pick-up driving, tobacky chewin', deer-killin' ig'nint hicks" on and in The Right are His Posse.
Saddle up boys.
It is a bit of a long read but very much worth your time.
It is, literally, a scathing indictment of the DNC's commitment to voter fraud and shows in great deatail what depths they will sink to try to win an election.
The left is desperate.
They are desperate beyond the comprehension of even the most liberal thinking conservative, and this article shows not only that desperation but the utter contempt that the left has for the American people and their extreme disregard for the rule of law. Face it, the left thinks that you are a bunch of idiots, and if you are on their side then you pretty much are one.
I am very happy to say I am NOT in their camp, and any of you that still are in that camp after reading what a bunch of lying scum the left have become should be ashamed of yourselves.
I really want a two party system, but not if one of those parties is a pack of cowardly appeasing cheats.
You know, in the old west cheats were usually shot down in the streets.
Maybe you folks on the left should remember that fact.
After all, the President IS a cowboy, and us "redneck, pick-up driving, tobacky chewin', deer-killin' ig'nint hicks" on and in The Right are His Posse.
Saddle up boys.
Maybe it is because I am jaded.
Maybe it is because I understand that there is only so much one can put up with from another human.
Or maybe it is because I know what a weak-minded simpleton Cindy Sheehan is these days.
It seems her husband has filed for divorce, and I can't blame him one bit. Wacky Sheehan has become a tool of the left.
The same left that continues to harp on the same points and NEVER has one solution has, as the world knows by now, taken Wacky and pushed her over the edge, rallying to her useless personal crusade in Crawford while she demands to see President Bush, all the while hoping that she doesn't wake up and realize that once she snaps and becomes a stuttering, blubbering simp in a corner that they will leave her to her demons and search out the next victim they can drain the emotional life from in their never ending quest to vilify Bush&Co.
What you are seeing in the Wacky Chronicles and the seemingly never ending coverage she is garnering in the news is the death throes of the left. They are absolutely without any semblance of ideas or solutions, so they have one tactic; Attack Bush.
Why her husband waited to kick this moron to the curb is beyond me, as she has, by all reports, been in a steady decline for awhile now. Once he gets a divorce from her I would suggest forcing her to drop the name of Sheehan ASAP before she does anymore damage to the man's reputation.
On the other side of the coin that the left uses as their currency of choice in their cowardly attempt to buy a salve for their ever guilty hearts, (cowards have a built in bucket of guilt which gives them the ability to justify their spineless actions) is This story here about a man in Iran names Akbar Ganji.
Says a part of that story;
So here at home in the good old U.S.of A. we have a large part of this country that doesn't understand what we are fighting, why we are fighting or who we are fighting and slowly causing a woman that is apparently emotionally unstable to run closer to the edge while in Iran there is a man that is fighting to bring Freedom to his country, sitting in jail because he realizes that the edge that Iran, and the rest of the world that subscribes to the Mullahs views of Islam, is a precipice that will only bring subjugation to his people.
Sounds like Akbar is trying to help his country back away from the cliff that Wacky Sheehan and the American Left are running towards headlong and blindfolded.
Maybe it is because I understand that there is only so much one can put up with from another human.
Or maybe it is because I know what a weak-minded simpleton Cindy Sheehan is these days.
It seems her husband has filed for divorce, and I can't blame him one bit. Wacky Sheehan has become a tool of the left.
The same left that continues to harp on the same points and NEVER has one solution has, as the world knows by now, taken Wacky and pushed her over the edge, rallying to her useless personal crusade in Crawford while she demands to see President Bush, all the while hoping that she doesn't wake up and realize that once she snaps and becomes a stuttering, blubbering simp in a corner that they will leave her to her demons and search out the next victim they can drain the emotional life from in their never ending quest to vilify Bush&Co.
What you are seeing in the Wacky Chronicles and the seemingly never ending coverage she is garnering in the news is the death throes of the left. They are absolutely without any semblance of ideas or solutions, so they have one tactic; Attack Bush.
Why her husband waited to kick this moron to the curb is beyond me, as she has, by all reports, been in a steady decline for awhile now. Once he gets a divorce from her I would suggest forcing her to drop the name of Sheehan ASAP before she does anymore damage to the man's reputation.
On the other side of the coin that the left uses as their currency of choice in their cowardly attempt to buy a salve for their ever guilty hearts, (cowards have a built in bucket of guilt which gives them the ability to justify their spineless actions) is This story here about a man in Iran names Akbar Ganji.
Says a part of that story;
Mr. Ganji is a journalist in Iran who started a hunger strike on June 11 after being jailed on a charge of being "un-Islamic" because he demands democratic reform in Iran. His reports of mysterious killings of dissidents under Iran's clerical leaders have made him a hero in Iran. (Official Iranian reports say he ended his hunger strike on Tuesday.)
So here at home in the good old U.S.of A. we have a large part of this country that doesn't understand what we are fighting, why we are fighting or who we are fighting and slowly causing a woman that is apparently emotionally unstable to run closer to the edge while in Iran there is a man that is fighting to bring Freedom to his country, sitting in jail because he realizes that the edge that Iran, and the rest of the world that subscribes to the Mullahs views of Islam, is a precipice that will only bring subjugation to his people.
Sounds like Akbar is trying to help his country back away from the cliff that Wacky Sheehan and the American Left are running towards headlong and blindfolded.
The U.N. has "removed the seals"......tell me that doesn't sound like a movie tagline.
On another note the main page at xradio.biz has changed, and I am on the "business" station.....which is good since I do spend a lot of time giving people the business.
On another note the main page at xradio.biz has changed, and I am on the "business" station.....which is good since I do spend a lot of time giving people the business.
His convoy came under attack...
This is what was left of the car that exploded....
This is some of his guys afterwards....
And here is a bit of the damage they took.
Nobody hurt, and all they did was steel the resolve of these boys.
Crossposted at The Wide Awakes and Cao's
This is what was left of the car that exploded....
This is some of his guys afterwards....
And here is a bit of the damage they took.
Nobody hurt, and all they did was steel the resolve of these boys.
Crossposted at The Wide Awakes and Cao's
..and I refuse to be sad.
He was a liberal coward, and I have no use for cowards.
He was a liberal coward, and I have no use for cowards.
For those of you that don't know who Steven Vincent is, go here and read his blog.
He was living in Basra and reporting on the infiltration of the Shia Islamists in the new Iraq.
We must stay the course, and we must realize that we are dealing with a corrupt culture to whom distrust of others is normal and corruption expected.
Frankly I am getting to the point of thinking that the entire middle eastern culture, regardless of what it has contributed to the world in some of their art and the history of the region, (and food), is beyond redemption, and that these people are hopelessly stuck in some alter reality where their way of life is not only the only thing they know, but they only way they know how to live, and regardless of how much we wish to make their life better they are forever stuck in a way of life that we cannot possibly understand.
We must stay the course, but even when we "stabilize" Iraq and leave from there, it will devolve back to what they know.....corruption, despair and the subjugation of women and non-muslims.
I am beginning to think that these people actually love their misery and that they crave a life under someone's thumb and they are are perhaps one of the most easily corrupted people's on the planet.
The question now is;
Can we really change that?
For more on this developing story go see Kat.
He was living in Basra and reporting on the infiltration of the Shia Islamists in the new Iraq.
We must stay the course, and we must realize that we are dealing with a corrupt culture to whom distrust of others is normal and corruption expected.
Frankly I am getting to the point of thinking that the entire middle eastern culture, regardless of what it has contributed to the world in some of their art and the history of the region, (and food), is beyond redemption, and that these people are hopelessly stuck in some alter reality where their way of life is not only the only thing they know, but they only way they know how to live, and regardless of how much we wish to make their life better they are forever stuck in a way of life that we cannot possibly understand.
We must stay the course, but even when we "stabilize" Iraq and leave from there, it will devolve back to what they know.....corruption, despair and the subjugation of women and non-muslims.
I am beginning to think that these people actually love their misery and that they crave a life under someone's thumb and they are are perhaps one of the most easily corrupted people's on the planet.
The question now is;
Can we really change that?
For more on this developing story go see Kat.
Linked in the title is a very important and well researched article by my friend Kit of Euphoric Reality. This is part one, and I will be linking to her all week as this story unfolds.
I will also cover this on my show this week on Xradio, just click "Listen Live".
**********UPDATE*********
Here is part Two.....
Here is part three...
And of course who can forget Part Four?.....
And then Part Five....
Part Six
The Meat and Potatos of PART SEVEN!!!
I will also cover this on my show this week on Xradio, just click "Listen Live".
**********UPDATE*********
Here is part Two.....
Here is part three...
And of course who can forget Part Four?.....
And then Part Five....
Part Six
The Meat and Potatos of PART SEVEN!!!
Time has flown
Like clouds that
Scatter on a windy day
Our paths
No longer intertwine
But run closely still
One day surely they
Will diverge
The wisps of what was
Becoming smoke in the breeze
Hinted at on calm days
When views of grandeur
Flood memories
Of moonlit embraces
And smiles at dawn
But now tears at midnight
Haunt my soul
And stain my heart
Passion and anger blend
Creating longing that
Will sear my thoughts
Disappointing my hopes
Clouding my view
Surely is the world
Much darker
With the absence
Of our light
Anon
Like clouds that
Scatter on a windy day
Our paths
No longer intertwine
But run closely still
One day surely they
Will diverge
The wisps of what was
Becoming smoke in the breeze
Hinted at on calm days
When views of grandeur
Flood memories
Of moonlit embraces
And smiles at dawn
But now tears at midnight
Haunt my soul
And stain my heart
Passion and anger blend
Creating longing that
Will sear my thoughts
Disappointing my hopes
Clouding my view
Surely is the world
Much darker
With the absence
Of our light
Anon
Starting on 1st August 2005 I am devoting at least a week, (most likely two,or maybe more) to our veterans.
Circumstances have occurred to bring about a series of shows focusing on the veterans of our wars.
Every weekday from 1st August to 12th August 2005 I will have interviews, live and taped, with veterans of our wars, from WW2 to the current war.
Tune in to hear Living History.
Only on Xradio.biz
Circumstances have occurred to bring about a series of shows focusing on the veterans of our wars.
Every weekday from 1st August to 12th August 2005 I will have interviews, live and taped, with veterans of our wars, from WW2 to the current war.
Tune in to hear Living History.
Only on Xradio.biz
Linked in the title is a story of one of our soldiers.
A Marine.
Lance Corporal Aaron Austin, Echo Company of the 2nd Battalion, 1st Regiment, 1st Marine Division, based at Camp Pendleton to be more exact.
Here are some parts of the story from the L.A.Times;
Did you get that? He didn't pray for himself, he prayed for his fellow Marines. A mark of a true man is selflessness and sacrifice to something larger than yourself, whether it be and ideal or a cause.
Do you think it even crossed Lance Corporal Austin's mind that he would be killed? I doubt it. You know what I think crossed his mind? "I gotta stop these guys." I bet he never once thought about the hail of bullets whizzing by over his head, or considered twice what he was doing. His men were in trouble. His Brothers were under attack and all that mattered to him at that moment was stopping those that were threatening his Marines.
And Aaron Led the way.
Loyalty. That is something that is sadly lacking in America today by those on the left. They aren't loyal to Freedom, or the ideals that the Marines, and indeed our entire military, encompass.
Today's left has no concept of Loyalty....or Courage....Sacrifice, or even Love Of Country. They are cowardly, whiny and lazy, couching everything completely in "feelings", forgetting that life is unfair and will remain so no matter how hard mankind attempts to legislate unfairness away.
The only loyalty they understand is being loyal to their petty wants and needs, and the sole shred of courage they still possess is the courage to remain ignorant.
To them a sacrifice is ordering a smaller cup of overpriced coffee so that their asses don't spread.
I will lay it out for you moonbats that still haven't a clue.
We are AT WAR!!!
AT WAR YOU IDIOTS!!!
With people that want to destroy us....people that train their own kids to grow up to be murderers, and hold those that kill the innocent in highest regard.
There is not one thing you can say to reason with the people that think that way.
Their only goal is to destroy the west, to subjugate the survivors and create a global caliphate.
And you morons on the left are more than willing to go along with them.
I will no longer brook "discussion" with those on the left. Either you are with us, or against us.
This goes for those "Muslims" that claim to be "peaceful".
Either stand with us loudly or be considered suspect.
There is no middle ground. There is no appeasement, and there is no other way to peace than through death.
There is nothing the West can do to create a peace with these radical islamic terrorists.
NOTHING!!!!
There is a time and place for everyting.
There is a time for peace, and a time for war.
And this is the time for war.
It is us or them.
Stand with us or against us, but know that when America and Freedom destroys radical islam that we will not forget those that stood with us, and those that stood against us.
As Bush said;
Bring IT ON!!!
Crossposted at The Wide Awakes
A Marine.
Lance Corporal Aaron Austin, Echo Company of the 2nd Battalion, 1st Regiment, 1st Marine Division, based at Camp Pendleton to be more exact.
Here are some parts of the story from the L.A.Times;
On the last night of his life, Lance Cpl. Aaron Austin joined a prayer session with other Marines hunkered down in a bullet-riddled neighborhood in Fallouja, Iraq.
Austin, a 21-year-old machine-gunner, asked God for protection not for himself but for his fellow Marines of Echo Company of the 2nd Battalion, 1st Regiment, 1st Marine Division, based at Camp Pendleton.
Did you get that? He didn't pray for himself, he prayed for his fellow Marines. A mark of a true man is selflessness and sacrifice to something larger than yourself, whether it be and ideal or a cause.
The next morning, insurgents attacked from three directions, firing thousands of rounds from AK-47s and other firearms and hurling dozens of grenades.
With the Marines in danger of being overrun, Austin exposed himself to enemy fire in order to throw a grenade at their position 20 meters away. The grenade helped repel the attack, but Austin was mortally wounded.
Do you think it even crossed Lance Corporal Austin's mind that he would be killed? I doubt it. You know what I think crossed his mind? "I gotta stop these guys." I bet he never once thought about the hail of bullets whizzing by over his head, or considered twice what he was doing. His men were in trouble. His Brothers were under attack and all that mattered to him at that moment was stopping those that were threatening his Marines.
For those who knew Austin, his action was no surprise. Today, in a simple ceremony at the Texas Panhandle War Memorial in Amarillo, Austin's parents will receive the Silver Star, awarded posthumously to their son.
Sgt. Maj. William Skiles, who was with Austin that brutal morning in Fallouja, will present the award — the nation's third-highest medal for bravery in combat.
"All the Marines stepped up, and Aaron led the way," Skiles said.
And Aaron Led the way.
Austin's mother, De'on Miller, said she understood her son's actions during the firefight on April 26, 2004. Loyalty, she said, was at the core of her son's personality.
"He loved the people he was with," Miller said from her home in Lovington, N.M. "That was Aaron: When he was loyal, he put his entire heart into it. He wouldn't quit fighting."
Loyalty. That is something that is sadly lacking in America today by those on the left. They aren't loyal to Freedom, or the ideals that the Marines, and indeed our entire military, encompass.
Today's left has no concept of Loyalty....or Courage....Sacrifice, or even Love Of Country. They are cowardly, whiny and lazy, couching everything completely in "feelings", forgetting that life is unfair and will remain so no matter how hard mankind attempts to legislate unfairness away.
The only loyalty they understand is being loyal to their petty wants and needs, and the sole shred of courage they still possess is the courage to remain ignorant.
To them a sacrifice is ordering a smaller cup of overpriced coffee so that their asses don't spread.
I will lay it out for you moonbats that still haven't a clue.
We are AT WAR!!!
AT WAR YOU IDIOTS!!!
With people that want to destroy us....people that train their own kids to grow up to be murderers, and hold those that kill the innocent in highest regard.
There is not one thing you can say to reason with the people that think that way.
Their only goal is to destroy the west, to subjugate the survivors and create a global caliphate.
And you morons on the left are more than willing to go along with them.
I will no longer brook "discussion" with those on the left. Either you are with us, or against us.
This goes for those "Muslims" that claim to be "peaceful".
Either stand with us loudly or be considered suspect.
There is no middle ground. There is no appeasement, and there is no other way to peace than through death.
There is nothing the West can do to create a peace with these radical islamic terrorists.
NOTHING!!!!
There is a time and place for everyting.
There is a time for peace, and a time for war.
And this is the time for war.
It is us or them.
Stand with us or against us, but know that when America and Freedom destroys radical islam that we will not forget those that stood with us, and those that stood against us.
As Bush said;
Bring IT ON!!!
Crossposted at The Wide Awakes
I have been excitedly following this story. The House has voted to limit aid to Mexico because of their pig-headed insistence to harbor criminals that have broke into the U.S. and committed crimes such as killing cops in cold blood.
Leave it to that crafty devil Vincente Fox to get W to send in a hurricane so W's little friend could get more aid.
Damned Neo-Con Mexican.
Leave it to that crafty devil Vincente Fox to get W to send in a hurricane so W's little friend could get more aid.
Damned Neo-Con Mexican.
I got these in a series, and added my thoughts, opinions and
observations in parentheses. Enjoy, Kender
(Most guys think you should learn after the first time you
experience 'splashdown'.)
(Look, a
lil' honesty here, even tho' you think men aren't honest, we don't
consider if a gift is gonna make you happy or not, unless we are in
trouble. Nope, we only consider if a gift is gonna get us laid. It's
as
simple as that.)
(enuff said)
(or, in the case of the truly undeveloped tactless man, the state of
your girlfriends asses)
(ESPECIALLY DURING FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!)
(although we could be
wrong on that, the way they instituted women's hockey & wrestling)
(and if they do make it an Olympic sport, American women will crush
everybody at it, all the time, hands down, and I think I have known
some
medal contenders)
(This is the truest thing I have ever read)
(it is BEYOND blackmail, it should be one of
the
seven deadly sins. It should be a felony. It is the most manipulative
thing a woman can do. This is not a funny one.)
(Remember, we are men. We are simple creatures. Follow this one as
if it came from Heaven Above. In fact, it should be a commandment.)
(And when we forget because you didn't
remind us, [see rule #9], remember rule #8)
( Oh boy, could I go from here, why do you need 8 pairs of
black shoes? And while I am on shoes, those who wear high heels
deserve
what they get. If you can't wear comfortable shoes to go out around
town in, then don't expect any sympathy from us. BTW, wearing shoes
that hurt your feet, and telling us at the end of an evening that we'll
get no action "because my feet hurt" is grounds for your dismissal!!)
(Practice these words girls. They aren't as hard to say as you
think. After all, you have been saying no to most of the guys you know
your whole life.)
(Amen!!!)
(Hey, actually, 17 months and you'd be kicked to the curb. Face it, a
headache that lasts for a week is too long.)
(and your tire pressure)
(Actually, all
comments should be null and void after 20 minutes, and I am giving you
10 minutes longer than I want to. We do not, absolutely, under any
circumstances, remember comments you make, with very rare exceptions,
and almost all of those will have something to do with our physique
and/or our prowess in bed.)
( And if you do dress like Victorias Secret
girls, expect us to drool and paw you. Alot.)
(Although
experience has shown that women will ALWAYS take what a man says the
wrong way.)
(So
there!!!)
(However, if you do it yourself, shut up about it, you are
not
allowed to bring it up at all, ever. Period.)
(This is MANDATORY during any sports related show. Hell,
go
ahead and talk if you want, just keep it down and don't get pissy when
we don't listen.)
(Also, unlike women, we navigate by compass points, i.e., N.S.E.&W.
These are directions to us. Nobody has yet figured out how women
navigate, but if they ever do, I can guarantee that their system will
take at least three people, two of which will have to be at a gas
station or liquor store.)
(Once we get in your pants,
you're lucky if we stick around anyway, so deal with that too.)
(or periwinkle, or chartreuse, unless the
man is gay, in which case he will most likely see in 10,000 more colors
than any woman .)
(And that is a cue
you should take from us. Let go ladies, you only live once, be
comfortable.)
(get
over this one also, just because we don't know what you may be thinking
at a particular moment, really does not mean we don't love you, it just
means that, at that moment, you aren't thinking about sex or sports.)
(In other words, if something is wrong, and we ask,
tell us, unless you don't want our help fixing it. In that case, I
refer you back to rule #13.)
(And finally, all men in long
term
relationships have heard something along the lines of 'not tonight, I'm
too fat'. Lemme tell ya something. You will NEVER hear that from a
man.
EVER. It has been said that women will never be equal to men until they
can walk down the street with a beer gut and a bald head and think to
themselves "Yep, I am hot, baby!)
Amen Brothers and sisters.
Live it, learn it.
Crossposted at The Wide Awakes
observations in parentheses. Enjoy, Kender
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down.
(Most guys think you should learn after the first time you
experience 'splashdown'.)
2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are special days, but not
quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
(Look, a
lil' honesty here, even tho' you think men aren't honest, we don't
consider if a gift is gonna make you happy or not, unless we are in
trouble. Nope, we only consider if a gift is gonna get us laid. It's
as
simple as that.)
3. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
(enuff said)
4. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and golf
shots.
(or, in the case of the truly undeveloped tactless man, the state of
your girlfriends asses)
5. Sunday=Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
(ESPECIALLY DURING FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!)
6. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it
that way. It will never make an Olympic event.
(although we could be
wrong on that, the way they instituted women's hockey & wrestling)
(and if they do make it an Olympic sport, American women will crush
everybody at it, all the time, hands down, and I think I have known
some
medal contenders)
7. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
(This is the truest thing I have ever read)
8. Crying is blackmail.
(it is BEYOND blackmail, it should be one of
the
seven deadly sins. It should be a felony. It is the most manipulative
thing a woman can do. This is not a funny one.)
9. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say
it!
(Remember, we are men. We are simple creatures. Follow this one as
if it came from Heaven Above. In fact, it should be a commandment.)
10. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently.
(And when we forget because you didn't
remind us, [see rule #9], remember rule #8)
11. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think
we'd
be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with
your dress?
( Oh boy, could I go from here, why do you need 8 pairs of
black shoes? And while I am on shoes, those who wear high heels
deserve
what they get. If you can't wear comfortable shoes to go out around
town in, then don't expect any sympathy from us. BTW, wearing shoes
that hurt your feet, and telling us at the end of an evening that we'll
get no action "because my feet hurt" is grounds for your dismissal!!)
12. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
(Practice these words girls. They aren't as hard to say as you
think. After all, you have been saying no to most of the guys you know
your whole life.)
13. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
(Amen!!!)
14. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
(Hey, actually, 17 months and you'd be kicked to the curb. Face it, a
headache that lasts for a week is too long.)
15. Check your oil! Please.
(and your tire pressure)
16. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
(Actually, all
comments should be null and void after 20 minutes, and I am giving you
10 minutes longer than I want to. We do not, absolutely, under any
circumstances, remember comments you make, with very rare exceptions,
and almost all of those will have something to do with our physique
and/or our prowess in bed.)
17. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us
to act like soap opera guys.
( And if you do dress like Victorias Secret
girls, expect us to drool and paw you. Alot.)
18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
(Although
experience has shown that women will ALWAYS take what a man says the
wrong way.)
19. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
(So
there!!!)
20. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
(However, if you do it yourself, shut up about it, you are
not
allowed to bring it up at all, ever. Period.)
21. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
(This is MANDATORY during any sports related show. Hell,
go
ahead and talk if you want, just keep it down and don't get pissy when
we don't listen.)
22. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
(Also, unlike women, we navigate by compass points, i.e., N.S.E.&W.
These are directions to us. Nobody has yet figured out how women
navigate, but if they ever do, I can guarantee that their system will
take at least three people, two of which will have to be at a gas
station or liquor store.)
23. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out. Deal with it.
(Once we get in your pants,
you're lucky if we stick around anyway, so deal with that too.)
24. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. ;-) We
have no idea what mauve is.
(or periwinkle, or chartreuse, unless the
man is gay, in which case he will most likely see in 10,000 more colors
than any woman .)
25. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
(And that is a cue
you should take from us. Let go ladies, you only live once, be
comfortable.)
26. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
(get
over this one also, just because we don't know what you may be thinking
at a particular moment, really does not mean we don't love you, it just
means that, at that moment, you aren't thinking about sex or sports.)
27. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will assume
nothing's wrong.
(In other words, if something is wrong, and we ask,
tell us, unless you don't want our help fixing it. In that case, I
refer you back to rule #13.)
28. I'm in shape. - Round IS a shape.
(And finally, all men in long
term
relationships have heard something along the lines of 'not tonight, I'm
too fat'. Lemme tell ya something. You will NEVER hear that from a
man.
EVER. It has been said that women will never be equal to men until they
can walk down the street with a beer gut and a bald head and think to
themselves "Yep, I am hot, baby!)
Amen Brothers and sisters.
Live it, learn it.
Crossposted at The Wide Awakes
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