kenderstest

(yes yes, I know, this is completely shameless self promotion, but just this once(?) bear with me)

On Friday I have a couple of SPECIAL SHOWS over on Xradio dot biz.

"Why are they special Kender?" you ask?

Funny you should ask.

As far as people are concerned at The Wide Awakes with making very certain that The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth gets out over the ether of cyberspace, this show is VERY IMPORTANT.

You see, I have a SPECIAL CALLER that is going to be calling in to speak with me on friday, July 18th, at 6:15 PST, (9:15 EST), who happens to run a website.

"You don't say Kender", I can hear you all asking yourself right about now with just a hint of sarcasm in your voice, (and maybe a touch of hurt if you are a lefty that hasn't been asked to do a special interview, you insufferably thin skinned sot), and this particular "webmaster" is as far left as you can be without having a hammer and sickle tattoed on your arse.

This fellow runs an anarchist website, (and if you really want the info email me for it, as I refuse to give him traffic), and he has called an ANTI-ILLEGAL immigration group racists, as those moonbats are wont to do when they can't get away with calling you a fascist...oh wait, I think they have called us that also.

You see, the group he has said such nasty, untruthful things about is Save Our State, a grassroots organization that was started to put pressure on our government to SECURE our borders and STOP THESE CRIMINALS!!!

Apparently those on the left think that rounding up criminals (read: illegals) that sneak into our country is wrong. This is simply yet another example of how the left fails to use LOGIC and REASON when dealing with the real world.

Nasty things and OUTRIGHT LIES have been written by these people about PATRIOTS that are trying to do SOMETHING about the invasion of the United States of America.

That is OK though.

Tune into friday evening to hear the INSANITY of the FAR LEFT finally EXPOSED!!!

If you wish you can email me questions you would like to have asked at kendermacgowan@gmail.com

So step on over for a good old fashioned M'Bat Bar-B-Q...and it's BYOB folks. That means "bring your own bile"

Oh yeah, I said two shows huh?

At midnight I am back on with a great group called The After Midnight Project.

Go check out their site and be sure to go here and listen to "Take Me Home".

There will be prizes handed out on the midnight show, (prizes TBA) and maybe even an autograped CD will be one of 'em.

Catch it all on Xradio.biz.

Just click "Listen Live"

Crossposted at The Wide Awakes
/shamelessselfpromotion

written and performed by my friend Brian Travis

Brian just sent me the actual words to the spoken word soundscape that you hear at the beginning of this song. Go Listen.

(Dream harder...your not dreaming hard enough..._

The Past is gone and the future hasn't happened yet

(She had midnight hair and angel wings)

Therefore the past and the future haven't happened yet...

(It's really about Freedom
Freedom of choice
Freedom of speech
freedom of expression)

You can taste this moment and turn it into anything you want it to be...

(why are you burning this poor defenseless man...? He has done nothing to you!)

feel joy, feel sorrow and do it all over again

(I've declared myself unsafe...)

Define yourself within the parameters of each moment you are given...

(don't forget the fish!)

The possibilities are infinite...

(A song inspired by Burning Man, that speaks to me of life...and relationships....and is a reminder to me of how each end and also reminds me that without hope we really have nothing....click on the title, load up "Gasoline" and just listen.)

This comes from Nickie, so a big tip o' me Tam, (that's a Scottish hat Nickie), goes to him for this story.

"Italy, EU insist Parmesan cheese must be Parma-made"

That's right...the idiots in the EU are insisting, along with the cheese police in Italy, that a certain kind of cheese only be called "parmesan" if it actually comes from Parma Italy.

I won't rant about this, as I have already mentioned before that mexico will sue you if you make tequila outside of mexico and call it tequila, and champagne can only be called that if it comes from the champagne region in france, (otherwise it must be called "sparkling wine, BY LAW...DAMNED FROGS) and soon (I'll wager)you will only be able to call something a "sandwich" if it is actually made in Sandwich, England.

Yo know what I wanna do?

I wanna make a CHAMPAGNE TEQUILA with PARMESAN undertones.....I know it sounds sick, but how else to fit in all the names the cUntries are whining about these days?

Unless of course I find some way to make it into a sandwich.

This got written up after some anarchists tried to interrupt one of the G8 summits a few years back....(I think it was Seattle...may have been NYC, either way they made a huge mess and got off scot-free)....so enjoy it.


An Lament To Police Batons and Pepper Spray

Here's to billy clubs and taser guns
And hosing down those folks that run
To gather in great unwashed masses
Holding signs that show they're asses
That revel in pure ignorance
Completely lacking common sense
So chase 'em down with pepper spray
Teach them lessons on this day
That blocking traffic is a crime
And anarchists should do their time
In cells with guys that like to rape
And other nasty reprobates
So they can see that law and order
Should be enforced, just like the border
But now the anarchists are safe
From blunt batons and cops with mace
And taser guns and pepper spray
And being locked up for the day
Beat on the punks we cannot do
'Cause they will scream "ACLU"

Crossposted at Stop The ACLU

If you had a loved one that was terminal.....how would you say goodbye?

Really.

GO!!!

First off Corruption Exposer, unlike most of those I find that I don't agree with, actually manned up and called the show. Most of those on the left side of the street don't have the guts to call, so props to him for having the balls to back his stuff up. At least him and I have that quality in common.

Last night I spent quite a bit of time online telling some scum-sucking fembots what absolute bitches they are.

They banned me.

Then they decided to start moderating all comments, so now they have a bit more work to keep their blog up....and I will be checking occasionally to see when they get lazy and complacement and stop moderating.

So that's two.

I was also banned from the DUmbass Parallel Universe.

I swear, some of these guys and hags have no respect for the First Amendment.

I had a great post about to go up when the news broke about London.

Horrible stuff, and the DUmbasses are already saying it was a Bush Conspiracy to Take Attention Away from The TRUTH....whatever THAT may be. (A Tip 'o me tam to Duncan Avatar for that lead.)

But then I heard that Giuliani, the infamous former mayor of New York, was in London when the attacks went down. Fairly close to them I understand.

Now, I know the conspiracy buffs are saying it is a Bush/Blair Rovian conspiracy, and many people think it was related to London being chosen just the day before for the 2012 Olympics, and others are saying that it was because of the G8 Summit going on in Scotland.

So now I have some other theories. Bear with me here.

If it was a Bush/Blair Rovian conspiracy then maybe they didn't set it off to take attention away from anything, but to make Giuliani some news, after all on 9/11 he was right there, on the news and doing what Giuliani does so well. Saying what people needed to hear.

So that is another theory.

Let's look at that. We have the "Olympic Theory" (rather a touch possible, I mean, who's to say that NY, Paris and Moscow don't have cells in them with readied bombs and just waited to see who got the games for 2012?), and we have the "Bush/Blair Rovian" theory, two of them actually, one for diverting attention and one for making news for Giuliani. We also have the "G8" theory, which some think is Jihad Joe amking a statement.

I think these are all wrong!!!

I think a fatwa has been issued against Rudy Giuliani.

Think about it.

9-11...where was Giuliani?

Yesterday...where was Giuliani?

Come to think of it, does anyone know where Giuliani was when the trains in spain were attacked?

Rudy did something to piss off some imam somewhere, and they are in an all out attack to take him out.

So watch out Rudy, they're coming to get you.

Hey, it is just as valid of a theory as that tossed out by the moonbats over at the DUmbass Batcave.

..for stoptheaclu.coms opening day, where they are having a caption contest. I linked it in the title instead.

A more important story is here, where a major terrorist attack has occured in London, not coincidentally on the same day as the G8 conference is going.

At least seven explosions have been reported at this point, with three double decker buses being targeted along with the London Underground. That is their name for the subway.

Expect a high casualty count people, many from smoke inhalation for the victims in the subways.

Expect also tons of blowback.

Blowback from the people that hate Blair, and will blame this on him.

Blowback from those that have stood by Blair, realizing that these terrorists must be stopped, and if they aren't stopped in the holes they crawl out of, then they will have to be stopped on the streets of London, New York, and every other city on the planet where the scum-sucking terrorists congregate in a free society to plan their evil attacks.

Expect blowback from all sides. This is about to look like a shitstorm, in England, AND here.

Pray for the victims, their families, and the first responders who, according to reports coming in this moment, are even now battling continuing explosions.

I am worried about one of our own, so to speak. RottyPup, proud member of the wide awakes and a resident of England.

Maybe now they will wake up over there and realize that Bush and Blair are correct and this fight must be taken to the bad guys.

But don't expect it.

**This is a long post, but worth the read I believe. It is also an older post of mine, which is still very timely, and also needed for those lefty moonbats that really don't believe that today's democratic party is a threat to this country. As you will see below, all of the goals from this list that have been enacted in the last 42 years have been pushed through by democrats, and I defy any of you to prove otherwise!!!**

In America today is an insidious movement underfoot to make us a much weaker nation. Created by communists, and outlined in a book called "The Naked Communist," by Cleon Skousen, is a list of 45 goals to take over America. It is 42 years since this list was read into the Congressional Record, and looking back at those 42 years it terrifies me to see how many of these goals have been achieved.

The democrats have enacted these goals. The democrats have become an anti-American party. The ACLU their quiet cohorts. A right thinking person would see this list and demand that those in charge of the democratic party, and those running the ACLU, and in fact the moneyed interests behind the aclu, be brought up on charges of treason. That is correct. Treason.

No the question mark isn't a typo.

One of our staunch allies in the fight against the ACLU has posted a great piece about the Declaration of Independence that you dear reader should read on this fine day of celebrating our Founding Fathers foresight in telling the British Crown to stuff a blood sausage in it.

In another post that made my chest swell with pride RomeoCat, staunch ally in The Wide Awakes posted about lazy Americans and judicial tyranny and promptly caught a troll.....he was quickly laid low, gutted, battered and fricaseed for the TWA July Fourth Independence Day Celebration, and will no doubt be enjoyed with an American Beer and some Freedom Fries come noon tomorrow.

To those staunch allies of our country, Patriots, Defenders of the Constitution, Red White and Blue Blooded Americans, (and you know who you are) I wish you a great holiday. Please take a moment to remember those that serve so far from loved ones during these most trying times, and those that have returned to highest honors, sacrificing all so your Freedom to celebrate would not be threatened by those that hate us and would see us destroyed.

To the rest of you traitorous bastards, frogs, American hating zealots and european socialists I say, in the Spirit of the Holiday, Flaming Cheery Red Pippin Fucks to you.

God Bless America!!!

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT!!!! WARNING!!!!




One in an occassional series.

FRENCH
Racial Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.

Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.

Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, Wuss, Coward, Chickenshit Socialist Bastard, German Manor Butler, Yellow Bellied Two ToneD Whiny Grouse. (That last one is my own creation and my favorite.)

Next up....the canadians:D

And Kerry still won't RELEASE his military records.

KERRY is, IMO (legal disclaimer there) a LYING ASSHOLE!!!!

Betcha' I get hit by someone looking up "KERRY LYING ASSHOLE" now.

Hehe.

Before I get into this post in more detail, I must say that not only are traditional values under attack in the MSM, such as newspapers, TV and radio, but men in general are under attack for simply being men, and nowhere is this more apparent than in advertising.

It seems that almost every commercial I see these days that portray a couple will invariably show the man being overweight and somewhat bumbling while the woman is fit and on the ball. Another point which I will not get into today is that these guys are almost always white guys. I have seen only one commercial where the boneheaded man isn't white, and that was a pizza commercial. But the man was still portrayed as a foolish caricature of a man.

The only exceptions to that rule are commercials where the man is in underwear or hawking some sexual enhancment pill.

Now we have this;

"The Leo Burnett advertising agency, which created the iconic macho cowboy, said a new study it conducted found that half the men in most parts of the world don't know what is expected of them in society and three-quarters of them think images of men in advertising are out of touch with reality."

First off I think that half of the men are just wusses that have been brainwashed into thinking that what the MSM says is gospel. As for the three quarters that think advertising is out of touch with reality I must count myself in their numbers.

It is out of touch with reality. And this next statement proves it.

"Most ads have lumped men into one of two groups -- the soft, caring type known as "metrosexuals," who are comfortable with facial peels and pink shirts, or the stereotypical "retrosexuals," who remain oafishly addicted to beer and sports."

Basically those are the two groups, but I must take major exception to the use of the term "retrosexuals" and the characterization of these men being "oafishly addicted to beer and sports".

First off I like beer and sports. In fact if it weren't for sports the only thing a man would ever wonder is what is in the fridge.

Let me clarify that statement. I used to say that if it weren't for women and sports then we would just wonder what is in the fridge.

But then it occured to me that to a man, especially a single man, women ARE a sport. Think about it. What is a sport?

A sport is a contest......a contest to see who is better at something, some skill or talent. How does that make women a sport you ask?

Simple.

When a man is single it is the man with the hottest or coolest girl on his arm that "wins" the game of wenching. Of course the guy with the girl that isn't all that hot or is a bit too bitchy will say "she has a great personality" or "she is a madwoman in bed" or whatever will make you look better in front of your guys, but it still biols down to who has the hottest girl.

Another measure of prowess in the sport of wenching that goes right along with quality is quantity. It is a measure of you with your crew as to how hot and how many lasses you can bed. I can't explain the scoring system here, as it is against the "Rules of the Club", but suffice it to say that is complex and can vary according to circumstances and lobbying by the affected parties.

Now here is the part of the article that really made me pissy.

""As the world is drifting toward a more feminine perspective, many of the social constructs men have taken for granted are undergoing significant shifts or being outright dismantled," said Tom Bernardin, chairman and chief executive of Leo Burnett Worldwide"

Now we must ask ourselves just WHY is the world taking on such a feminine perspective?

I blame the womens libbers.

Once you women were treated as the flowers you are, or rather can be, and were protected, cared for and worshipped. Thsi went on since time immemorial.

Then along came womens lib.

And suddenly you wanted to be treated equal. You wanted the same prospects as men, the same job opportunities, the same considerations for everything.

What you forgot was that men and women are different, with different roles in the grand scheme of things. Now after 30+ years of "equality" what do we have?

A generation or two of men that have no idea about how to BE a man. No idea of HOW to treat a woman. And trust me on this, treating a woman is like handling a fine thoroughbred. One must be firm but gentle, knowing when to caress and soothe with caring words and when to let loose with the whip.

These "metrosexuals" that go all soft at the first few bars of a love ballad and can yak for hours about the virtues of some "products" ability to hold your "hairstyle" in place after a 12 hour workday have nothing on a real man.

Women SAY they want a man that is sensitive, but go cry in front of them and see how fast you become "friend" material.

Women want a man that is "sensitive" to her moods, without giving up that strength that inherently comes with being a real man.

Remember in the late 80's how Alan Alda was hailed as the "new man", caring and sensitiev and willing to cry with a woman?

Uh-huh, that lasted didn't it?

You can go read the rest of the article here,
but I warn you, if you are a real man it may piss you off.

But that's OK...Real Men have no problem with getting angry.

Crossposted at Cao's

The Italians, ever the couragous type, have taken balls to a whole new level, while endangering U.S.-Italian relations, (the diplomatic kind, as the other kind will never be endangered, I mean really, have you ever gotten a load of them Italian chicks???).

Italy judge orders CIA team arrested over kidnap

MILAN/ROME (Reuters) - An Italian judge has ordered the arrest of 13 people linked to the CIA for "kidnapping" an Egyptian terrorism suspect in Milan and flying him to Egypt where he said he was tortured, judicial sources said on Friday.

My only question is this, is the CIA going to stand for this? Or will they hang them out to dry under the catagory of "They knew the job was dangerous when they took it?"

You can read the rest of the article here.





In another story that deals with Italy, it seems the Finns want to boycott Italian products because the Prime Ministre of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, "insulted both their cuisine and their president this week"

What Berlusconi said about their "cuisine" is that he had to "endure" Finnish food and that Italian Ham was better than Finnish Herring. I don't know about the endure part, although I have my suspicions that his assesment is dead-on-right, as the Italians are well known for their food, but having had both italian ham and finnish herring I must completely agree with Silvio.

As for his insulting the finnish president, I think she is just being a whiny bitch.

The rest of the story is here.