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From American Warmonger comes this order:

I want you to write a poem. Free form doesn't count. I want you to be able to define your poem. Put verse to rhyme or other recognized structure. I'd like to see a freedom from free-form. We're all great writers here. This is a chance to showcase your talents. If you stick with the most simple (yet most difficult to do right) forms, the haiku, I want to see two and they better be done right...or I'll make you redo them. Yeah, I'm gonna be a pain that way.

Seems he was hit with three meme's at the same time, each wanting to be passed to three links, so he chose nine links to toss it at.

You may note the bold text above regarding haikus. I like haikus. In case you have forgotten a haiku is a three line poem consisting of five, seven and five syllables. They come from Japan originally. Gotta love those Japanese.

Oh yeah....according to the rules laid down by American Warmonger, I get to pass along this meme of death to one person for each haiku.

AW hit Raven, Cao and myself from The Wide Awakes. So with the exception of Cao, Raven, myself of course, the rest of TWA can fight it out amongst yourselves about wich 24 of you are tagged with this meme.

Haikus For The Meme Of Death

Elmo screams aloud
But his pleas fall on deaf ears
Bert and Ernie laugh


Floor creaks in the night
Big Bird heaves a lustful sigh
Elmo screams again


Big Bird loads his gun
Dropping ratings threaten job
Teletubbies die



Teletubbies drop
Like flies in a mist of Raid
Big Bird must reload


Soft moans in the night
Signal muppets on the prowl
Oscar looks for love


Big Birds young groupies
Defile the letter A
When the tapings done


Barney runs like hell
Big Birds on the prowl again
Looking for fresh meat


Kermit makes breakfast
Bacon and ham and sausage
Miss Piggy tastes good


Mickey and Minnie
Dance and trip the night away
XTC is king


Territory marked
He's just doing his duty
Pluto wanders on


Jiminy Cricket
Sat upon the bank singing
Until the frog ate


Mickey and Goofy
In a compromising way
The tabloids say


Buzz and Woody sit
At the gate of The Kingdom
Checking out the girls


There is nothing like
A six dollar hamburger
To piss you off good


Popcorn on Main Street
Sticks between my teeth and now
I'm thirsty for Coke


Three dollar sodas
Are made with too much syrup
Now I need water


I have been in line
Waiting for this goddamned ride
Forever it seems


The Tiki Room song
Plays in my head forever
I will go insane


Its a small small world
Instead of tiki room song
I must kill myself


Mowgli and Snow White
Well you know how nature is
She's not so white now


The dwarves are angry
Mowgli is trying to hide
In the pirates ride


I so enjoy
The chocolate covered ants
Oops I just ate Flick


The Toon Town Trolley
The late night debauchery
You get the picture

FORT BRAGG, N.C. Apr 28, 2005 — A military jury sentenced a soldier to death Thursday for a grenade and rifle attack on his own comrades during the opening days of the Iraq invasion, a barrage that killed two officers and that prosecutors said was driven by religious extremism.

This man, an United States Soldier with the 101st Airborne rolled a grenade into the tent of his sleeping comrades, killing Army Capt. Chris Seifert, 27, and Air Force Maj. Gregory Stone, 40.

He will be put to death by lethal injection, simply going to sleep, fading away with the sure knowledge that his life is forfeit and it is solely his actions and his adherence to 8th century beliefs that brought him to that end.

He will fade away and then, while he is unconscious he will receive a lethal injection of drugs to cause his lungs to stop working and his heart to quit beating.

He will die a peaceful death, his end moments known about and planned for in advance, with a chance to tell his loved ones how much he loves them and how sorry he is that his life must end this way. He will get a last meal. He will get his last prayers.

He will, in short, get the chance to do the things that Capt. Siefert and Major Stone did not get a chance to do.

Decency calls for all of those things to be done.

Decency calls for him to get his last meal, his last prayer and his final goodbyes.

Decency does NOT call for him be put to death like that.

He should be put to death...but not by lethal injection...oh no....that is the easy way out.....he didn't kill by lethal injection....he killed by grenade.....so put him to death teh same way!!!

He should be put to death by grenade...strap him to a cot and roll it under him....let him hear what those soldiers didn't hear....the sound of that grenade rolling towards him, spelling his demise....let him feel the terror of knowing his death has just been unleashed upon him and let him quiver in fear as he hears the metal skittering across the floor.

Let his muscles tense up as time draws out and slows down while his breathing is loud in his ears.

Let his heart quicken as his brain tells his body to flee...that his death is there, rolling across the floor, getting louder with each successive click and clank of the grenade casing that will be shredding his murderous body in mere seconds.

Let the adrenaline pump through him, bringing the most acute sensations of life into every buzzing nerve ending as he awaits the sound that hopefully registers ever so clearly in his ears before his torso is shredded and his consciousness flees him forever.

Let him die like the cowardly dog that he is, straining against the clamps that bind him fast to his cot, holding him to his justice.

Let him lie there with his life blood flowing out and hopefully his consciousness stays long enough that he feels the pain of his torn body...long enough that his vision fades to blackness and that he has the awful realization that his belief in Allah and the wrongful adherence to True Islam is about to be sorely tested.

Long enough for him to truly feel remorse for his actions and to curse the very name of mohammad for leading so many down the path of darkness...down the path of death...down the hopeless path away from peace and light.

Let that be the way he dies.

But for the sake of Justice don't just let him go to sleep.

Cao, Intrepid Leader and Undisputed Queen of The Wide Awakes has set me to the task of an evil poetry meme, which was tasked to her by Bill at The Pirates Cove.

I am supposed to pass it along to three people, and since I haven't decided to whom it gets passed I will let the comments decide that.

I usually forego these, however now that I know the rules I am, in Kender SOP, going to bend them.

As I understand the rules you must copy the first and third lines and fill in the blanks.

Nobody said anything about having a fourth line.

Turd in a punchbowl
Jane Howard the Slut's like a
Turd in a punchbowl

I want to know why it seems more important to you that you, as a blind person, feel you have more rights to use a medium that is not suited to you to begin with than we, as bloggers, have a right to keep spam from swamping us?

If the blind bloggers (I think there are about 8 of 'em) have their way, captcha may go the way of the dodo......captcha, being a visual safeguard, is inherently a bedeviling force to the visually impaired.

And I guess google wants to use it to help stop spam. I have not seen thsi yet myself. But the blind bloggers want them to stop.

Get that? It seems Google is in trouble for implementing captcha to help stop spam...especially comment spam.

Captcha is that system most of us have seen that creates twisted letters that you must decode before signing up for something or sending emails or comments.

Now, I thought that some of those have an audio test? Maybe I am thinking of something else eh?

Am I worried that blind bloggers will read this and send me hateful email? No...I once tested this site and I know that those page reading programs don't work on it, and I have no idea how to fix that problem.....I am also really not worried about it.

I have nothing against the blind, but like the amish, I really don't expect a blind person to coem up in here getting crazy ya know???


Anyway.....blind people are apparently up in arms, (not literally of course...I mean if they were I would hide....they may shoot anyone...can you imagine a blind person with a gun? Like a squirrel with a bazooka), and they are upset about captcha because they now need visual assistance (they didn't before?) to use some websites features.

Hhhmmmm....

O.K..........

I see......

What's next?

Deaf people angry at music companies for putting out CDs that only contain audio content?

Cao has posted a great bit over at her place about that helicopter that was shot down in Iraq the other day by scumball insurgents.

So why link the daily POS in the title?

Because with the exception that most of those folks that wallow in that shitstain upon the web have not actually sawed off someones head or shot unarmed non-combatents, they aree as much of a danger to America, her Freedoms and her Valiant Soldiers.

These people actually dance with glee when terrorists succeed at killing people.

A quote from the POS about the chopper being shot down and the victims.

"THESE F[**]KERS ARE NOT NICE PEOPLE. I have a hard time feeling sorry for their families. I have known a few of these wives and if they are in the marriage they are so high on Prozac and Xanax they will barely know he’s gone…If one of their mommas is crying I’m somewhat sorry but I really want to ask that woman why she never got any help for her son, who was obviously a potential serial killer! I lay some of what that man became on her and his father’s doorstep. I have almost no tears for these people. I can barely squeeze one out."

These people on the other side of the street, so to speak, are traitors to this country. They give aid and comfort, in effect, to the enemy everytime they praise them as "freedom fighters".

Anyone, and I mean ANYONE that proposes that the attack on this chopper, the many people beheaded by terrorists or that any other attack on not only American forces but innocent bystanders is a legitimate act of war is not only an idiot but a fucking traitor against this country, and everyone of them should be rounded up and have their asses kicked from one coast to the other.

Fuck you POS...fuck your idiotic liberal supporters, fuck your wrong headed pacifist ideology.....fuck everything about you.

You and the positions you support will lead us down the path that europe has taken.

A dead end road to the destruction of all this country was founded on and truly holds dear.

Dissent is patriotic.

But assholes like you are not patriotic dissenters....you are traitor

I called the ACLU yesterday to ask for clarification regarding their policy on the second amendment.....you know that little ol' amendment that says:

"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free
State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Uh-huh. Here is what they say about it:

"The national ACLU is neutral on the issue of gun control. We believe the Second Amendment does not confer an unlimited right upon individuals to own guns or other weapons, nor does it prohibit reasonable regulation of gun ownership, such as licensing and registration."

Can you spot the error of their ways here?

Let's hit a few keywords shall we?

Neutral....in other words NOT taking a position.

They are NOT neutral on the second amendment.

Let me point something out: According to the ACLU the second amendment "does not confer an unlimited right upon individuals to own guns"

AND

"nor does it prohibit reasonable regulation of gun ownership"

In otherwords the ACLU believes that the second amendment does NOT give you the right to own an "unlimited" amount of guns nor does the second amendment "prohibit reasonable regulation of gun ownership".....You have no right to own guns accordin to the ACLU, and they have never gone to bat FOR the second amendment...

Check this out:

U.S. v. Warin (6th Circuit, 1976)
Unless the Constitution protects the individual's right to own all kinds of arms, there is no principled way to oppose reasonable restrictions on handguns, Uzis or semi-automatic rifles.


In other words since the thinking is, rightly so, that people have no right to own bazookas, missiles and nukes then it stands to reason (wrongly) that you have no right to own any weapon.

Want a more indepth argument?

Head over to HQ for an eyeful and the complete blogroll.

Oh and that call? After getting the run around about all of the info I need being online I told the girl that I was with Stop The ACLU dot org.

I got a quick "All the info is online, thanks for calling...have a nice day." and a worlds record for someone hanging up a phone set. Too Damned Funny!!!

YEAH!!!!!!

HOO-AH MAS'ER CHIEF!!!!!

KEEP CADENCE!!!

I WENT ON THE WEB TODAAAYYY!!!!

FIGHTIN' FOR TWA!!!

TROLLS AND MOONBATS BETTER FLEE!!!

WE'RE FIGHTIN' FOR THE LADY CAO!!!!

SOOOOUND OFF!!!

I'VE BEEN ON THE WEB BEFORE!!!!!

WHERE I MET AN OLD FRENCH WHORE!!!!!

THAT'S MARRIED TO A COMMUNIST!!!!!!!

WHO'S ON OUR COUNTRIES NO FLY LIST!!!!!!

SOUND OFF!!!

THE WIDE AWAKES WILL SPREAD THE TRUTH!!!!

TO SOCIALISTS AND THOSE UNCOUTH!!!!!

WE'LL FIGHT THE EVIL TO THE LAST!!!!!

AND THE FUCKING FRENCH CAN KISS OUR ASS!!!!!

SOUND OFF....

Well, the dems against it seem to think the following: 'Oh the $10-an-hour person isn't sophisticated enough to deal with a personal retirement account.'

So what they are saying is that the average 10 dollar and hour person is TOO STUPID to understand thsi whole deal right?

Aren't those same 10 dollar an hour wage earners the same people that they claim to represent in government against the Conservative PNAC Enacting Evil God-War Machine that Bush is figureheading at the moment?

For once they may have an idea, those dems, and be dead-on the money.

After all if you spend you entire career working at just over minimum wage maybe you deserve to be poor, cold, hungry and tired.

Just a quick note to you asshats out there.....go learn what "fascism" and "nazism" truly means.

You have no idea what those terms encompass.

While you are at it, check out the definition of "Personal Responsibility" means also.

Then go out and buy a big bucket of it for dinner!!!!

wide awakes 

....and several other things I have been needing to do on here.

So instead Jay has it covered with a blogroll and everything.

Go check that out.

I have been putting together some research.....and resting up....don't forget to check out the show tonight on xradio.biz at midnight pacific, 3 A.M. eastern.

Tonight, the plan is to show WHY the American government is NOT FASCIST!!!!!!

And to my own personal anonymouse....I left some french cheese at the bottom of the blog. I figured if you were going to hang out and whine I may as well feed you with something fitting.

***UPDATE***
The show is now starting with a huge anti ACLU rant!!!!

We will be taking on the old communist agenda that has been reborn as the "Progressive Movement" here in the U.S.

Show starts at midnight Pacific, 3 A.M. Eastern for two little hours.....on a side note here not one leftist has called....NOT ONE!!!!!!!

Good point: I don't have to put up with their whining while beating them over the head with the Spiked Paddle of Truth(tm).

Even better point: Proof POSITIVE that, while they can sit online and research and compose their arguments, standing toe to toe, so to speak, a moonbat CANNOT hold their ground.

FRIDAY PREVIEW...Fascism....Why the Right isn't fascist.....and how the left is.

TWA ROCKS!!!!!

If you are a right thinking person, check 'em out and make yourself at home.

IF you are a moonbat troll, head on over....we get hungry over there.

Mad Props go out to themadtech, Jay and Gribbet.....

Day 2: No moonbats yet........

So, now that I have tossed back a beer, belched, scratched and rearranged the package, I fired up the jukebox and got some Rodney Carrington playing I can tell one of the secrets of The Sisterhood.

The Sisterhood is that club that women are automatically a member of once they "Grow Up", and the older they get the more indepth they go.......about their sex life.....with their girlfriends.........ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!

Now I have learned that there is a natural hierarchy in any group of girls, and it is rare for any group to have to have an unchallenged "queen" of the group, unless that group is entirely made up of fag-hags, but that is another story.

Each group of women has an avowed queen for several different catagories. Shopping, Worst Taste in Men, Shoe Whore, a Queen of Easy, her antithesis The Ice Queen, a Diet Queen.....you name it and most groups of women that are friends will have quite a few queen titles within it, sometimes with one woman holding several titles at once. For instance, The Queen of Shopping is almost always the Shoe Whore too.

Now, one of the little known titles is The Queen of NOHEDIDN'T!!!!

The woman that holds that title is the one with the latest horror story from the bedroom.

These little groups of women will discuss in the most minute detail their sex lives.

Boys, your womans friends know EVERY DETAIL about yoru sex life.

Size.

Frequency.

Pecadillos.

Gentlemen....your womans friends know details about your sex life that you wouldn't scrawl in crayon in gibberish to an illiterate anonymous therapist in another galaxy.

What's more, they come home and tell their men what is happening in THEIR friends bedrooms, sometimes leading to uncomfortable meetings with men that may have once been your friends, but you cannot look them in the eye now that you know their girlfriend/wife, who was at your house for dinner lat night, calls them Tiny Tim the Bug Bangin' Minute Man.

I have actually had to stop going to one friends house for parties and bar-b-qs because I heard about his zeal, his horrid aim and a sprain caused by a bathroom counter......I am sorry I cannot look a man in the eye when I know THAT!!!


Now.....I want you to think about this.....does your woman occassionally tell you "funny" stories about what suzie did when john got his wheezer stuck in a pump and had to be taken to the ER?

If you aren't hearing these stories then your women is The Queen of NOHEDIDN'T!!!!

And your womans friends AND their boyfriends/husbands know all about your exploits and embarrassment in your pitiful attempt at being a MAN!!!!

Fortunately there IS a solution.

Anytime you feel amorous, be absolutely certain to give your woman nothing to complain about.....work that ass brother, and do your best to put her head through a wall......she may holler alot but it is an injury that she will be proud of and smirking about all the next day, and maybe for the better part of a week.

Of course there is still the standard man response to sex.

"Hey, as long as I get my cookie."

Mixed up communications have caused the show to be put off untill tomorrow night. But it look like I have five nights a week now.

What sound does one make to attract moonbats anyway?

Anyone that knows please tell me. I need some bait when I go huntin'.